The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Um, have you finally reached the end of the internet?

 

[thorn]

How many start pages were there?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you ever wonder how many people were just looking for cute pictures of goats?

 

[KattMamma]

Do you think finding these cute dog pictures instead would have confused them?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Well, who could resist a fwuffy widdow doggy?

 

[KattMamma]

Did you tell this guy you found his dog collar?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Ah, I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?

 

[thorn]

Are you having dffficluty radeing?

 

[KattMamma]

Did we just fail to follow instructions?

 

[thorn]

Were they not clear enough?

 

[Thayamax]

Have you heard the expression, "As clear as mud"?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Why am I having trouble finding my contacts in this stuff?

 

[KattMamma]

You'll never find it - why are you wasting your time?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

How am I supposed to use my phone then?

 

[Prism]

If someone calls are you going to grab that phone and answer it or will you clean it off with a sanitising wipe first?

 

[loxmythe]

Does Siri know she's been teabagged?

 

[thorn]

Didn't that already happened to her when they stuck her in an iphone?

 

[KattMamma]

does your girlfriend know about this?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Does she ever sleep?

 

[Thayamax]

If she's always checking up on you, wouldn't she be more like a stalker?