The Answer is a Question

[loxmythe]

why is a shoe called a shoe?

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

why is a gumshoe not a shoe?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Will gum on my shoe prevent dog doo from settling in all the nooks and crannies?

 

[loxmythe]

Why do you want dog poo on your shoes?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you think dog doo just has a way of finding new shoes?

 

[LibertariaNate]

Why don't you watch where you step?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Why do dogs do the doo where I'm stepping?

 

[loxmythe]

why are you walking there anyway?

 

[intriqken]

Could all of this be avoided if we walked 'nose first'?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Agh! What is this icky soft stuff accumulating all over my nose and face?

 

[sierrabravo]

Will a ravenous zombie go for the face first?

 

[CraigHB]

Why does killing a zombie always require a head shot?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you like the head shot on your driver's license?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Does a bad driver's license pic really warrant a retaliatory head shot?

 

[loxmythe]

Would you rather have a shot of tequila?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Ay Dios mío, would I?

 

[loxmythe]

what would you do for a Klondike bar?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is it as cute and cuddly as all those sappy tv shows have led me to believe?

 

[sierrabravo]

Do you believe reality TV is really real?

 

[loxmythe]

do you really know whats really real?