The Answer is a Question

[RippleInStillWater]

Why do I cry?!?!?!?

 

[Prism]

Do you cry because your heart is broken?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is it your heart that's really broken?

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

Do you have a heart?

 

[thorn]

Do you need an anatomy class?

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

Do you doubt my evaluation as a Subject Matter Expert?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you positive touching me, uh, down there is going to heal my broken heart?

 

[interestingfellow]

isn't there a name for touching "down there" to the heart area?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't that what I have to go to confession twice a day for?

 

[loxmythe]

what else do you do twice a day?

 

[thorn]

Don't you know you can go into the adjacent confession booth to find out?

 

[Prism]

Does the guy in the other booth need to know what you are doing in your booth?

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

is the little window there so you can make sure there are no kids on the other side?

 

[Prism]

Are we talking about the same kind of booth?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is anyone else, uh, coming up with more stuff to confess about in the cool, dark privacy of his booth while waiting for his turn with the priest?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you wonder if the priest has anything to confess to you?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wouldn't that totally spoil the mood?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Isn't the priest already spoiled?

 

[loxmythe]

why is he moldy and smells bad?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Couldn't it happen?