The Answer is a Question

[Prism]

How big is it?

 

[michelle_gonzales74]

why will they not tell us??

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do men ever lie about the size of their umbrella?

 

[loxmythe]

Is it the size of the umbrella or how well it handles the rain?

 

[michelle_gonzales74]

doesnt that depend on how wet it gets?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Shouldn't you worry if the umbrella folds when it gets wet?

 

[michelle_gonzales74]

is it wrong that im laughing my ... off?

 

[loxmythe]

How will you sit?

 

[michelle_gonzales74]

cuz its huge and it could use a little off of it... Have u seen it?

 

[loxmythe]

Could you step to the right a little your blocking my sun?

 

[michelle_gonzales74]

u dont need the sun right?

 

[loxmythe]

Is that where the expression "where the sun don't shine" comes from?

 

[michelle_gonzales74]

where do any expressions come from?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you familiar with the old expression, "Did you just pull that one out from where the sun don't shine?"

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Are you familiar with the expression, "Don't poop where you eat?"

 

[loxmythe]

Why does this thread always go back to poop?

 

[thorn]

Isn't it because Bob has to express himself?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is it because there's always a handy scapegoat?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Can I be a handy distraction for all the ladies of PIF instead?

 

[Prism]

How are you going to distract us?