The Answer is a Question

[loxmythe]

Have you asked McDonald's?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is E. coli on the menu?

 

[Prism]

Isn't that on the menu right next to Salmon Ella?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Can I get fries and a large diet coke with that?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Doesn't it make you laugh when people order copious amounts of fatty foods at a restaurant -- and then get a diet pop?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Doesn't aspartame create a craving for all of those fatty foods?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Doesn't Big Pharm always have a finger in the pie?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Have they got a nicorette replacement for giant diet sodas?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Have we given them enough time yet to develop a pop-erette drug?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Maybe they just need FDA approval to rush an unproven, possibly cancerous patch or spray?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Does FDA approval mean a damned thing when BP has managed to start a whole cottage industry of litigators?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Haven't ambulance chasers been around a long time?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Don't they just have to have TV commercials now?

 

[Prism]

I was watching the news the other day and can you believe they are actually trolling facebook to do their ambulance chasing?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

B-b-b-ut aren't your weird fantasies and that secret furry fetish only shared between you and a few close friends (and a few of their trusted friends and so on)?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

What's that have to do with scumbag lawyers?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you want scumbag lawyers popping up in places where you thought you had some privacy?

 

[beebopnjazz]

You doing something you need a scumbag lawyer for?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't there a scumbag lawyer who will insist you need his services for just about everything you do or don't do?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Isn't imagined slights the basis of America now?