The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't watching people each other on tv better than the abstinence-only sex education kids are getting in schools?

 

[beckyblue]

Are you not a fan of Gus Van Sant?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Which pornos did he direct?

 

[beckyblue]

Have you seen the way he lingers on some shots of Michael Pitt in this stinker? -

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Don't people ever recognize a stinker before they pour buckets of money into it?

 

[beckyblue]

Wouldn't it be pretty hard to tell these days, when an especially pungent sticker will often make oodles of $$?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is that why Eddie Murphy still gets movie roles?

 

[beckyblue]

At this point, it really does start to dirty the legacy of his great stuff, doesn't it?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you figure maybe he was good for about 48 hours and then his fame should have run out?

 

[beckyblue]

Does Eddie Murphy's fizzle just make you want to say "Dahh, Jesus...Dahh, hell, daaghh"?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

"Dahh, Jesus...Dahh, hell, daaghh" ... is that a Mel Gibson quote?

 

[beckyblue]

Have you seen this "Bible of terrible Mel Gibson quotes" - All the Terrible Things Mel Gibson Has Said on the Record?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you think his "sugar t-ts" comment was just taken out of context?

 

[beckyblue]

Would the right context be as the latest Easter treat to hit the store for the kiddies?

 

[bushmaster]

Wouldn't the big ones be bad for kid's teeth?

 

[beckyblue]

Not to go into George Carlin, but isn't t-tty the absolute silliest of the off-limit words, since it honestly is just a pretty adorable word?

 

[bushmaster]

Isn't it odd that's its also the only acceptable word of the nasty 7 with just a small alteration of spelling and pronunciation?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Maybe because it rhymes with sh-tty?

 

[beckyblue]

Do you think the road we're going down is something of a pity?

 

[bushmaster]

Doesn't the farmer's term for the mammary gland rhyme with meat?