Had a few minutes after I got ready and wanted to share this with you. I found something like this online, tweaked it to my preferences and printed it out. I had Skyler give it to Devon today at FFA..his answers are in red. How funny is this???
Application for permission to date our daughter:
1. Name (Last, First, Middle)
Devon (he listed the rest too)
2. Date of birth
11/18/97
3 I.Q. & GPA
131/3.4
4. Home address: he filled this out too
5. Boy Scout Rank
wasn't a scout
6. How fast can you run 40 yds ____sec., 1 Mile____-
Will test myself so I can answer
7. In 50 words or less, Explain what "Don't touch my daughter" means to you
Do not get hands within 2 feet of Skyler.
8. In 50 words or less, explain what "Late" means to
you
Not arriving at the stated time.
9. Complete the following sentences:
A. If I were to be shot, the last place I would want to be shot is:
The chest .
B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is:
My hip.
C. The one question I hope this application does not ask is:
too late.....
D. My greatest fear is:
You guys/ and bees.
10. What do you want to be if you get the chance to grow up:
Business Owner etc.
11. Have you ever been fingerprinted Yes_
X_ No____.
12. Do you have identifying marks? I.E. Birth marks? Tattoos? Piercings? If so, please list __________________________________
NO__________________________________________________.
13. In case of emergency, please list hospital of choice:
Ruby memorial.
I hereby swear that all information above is correct and true under the penalty of Torture, Slow death, and Dismemberment.
Signed, ____________
signed____________________.
Thank you for your interest in our daughter. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Any attempts at contact during the processing of this application could be hazardous to your health and/or cause serious personal injury.