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Ya gotta love a guy with an axe and pig tails...
Morning posse. Looks like I missed introductions last night. Oh well, they'll figure it out.

I know what a coach is. I bought my wife one for christmas. What I may have lost in man points I more than made up for in brownie points. :D

James and Drott, hope you both feel better soon.
 

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WOWSA that's alot of batteries in pounds. Do we really need that many batteries? Who needs 7000 POUNDS of batteries? I would really like to know.

Ok. Its official. Im tired now. Freight just delivered. Only 3 pallets. A mere 7370 pounds of batteries. I really need to try to get a forklift in here.
 

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Stretchy's like buying whatever I want and gives to Mr. Crabbypants to wrap.With the exception of the 40 ft.yacht.That had to go back...

That does gain him manpoints. Mr. V is very good at getting them too. He is on a first name basis with my jeweler. Witchdoctors like shiny stuff in pretty little packages. :D
 

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WTG!!! ....I love dead bird stories.
My Mother always wanted a Mynah bird.She was at a garage Sale and a lady had one for sale. What a stroke of luck!!!
Anyway.His name was Pierre.Little did she know that was all it could say. Unfortunately it had a speech impediment so it came out more like Peware not Pierre. So she brings it home and buys a ridiculously priced cage for it. It was tall and slender and I think from the Byzantine era or close to it.Everyone wanted to kill it after 2 days.It would sit in the cage and every minute or so would say Peware,Peware...and Screech....The following Saturday my mom did the garage sale route as she always did on the weekends leaving the house at about 7:00 A.M. My brother was sleeping one off from the night before and Pierre was going thru his Mantra of Peware..Peware..Screech...My brother madder than He** runs downstairs and takes his fist to the top of the high slender Byzantine birdcage and it crumples inside itself.After he did it he left to find a quieter place to sleep it off.When my mother came home there was Poor Little Pierre on the bottom of the cage his little birdie head against the floor saying "Peware..Peware..screech.
She found a nice home for it and he lived a good long life.But all he ever said was "Peware"..

I had a african grey red tail smartest dam bird i ever met it would make me get out of bed atlease once a week to answer a phone that wasnt ringing, It would make me ask my grandmother what she wanted when she wasnt even home...... I killed it the end.
 

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Good luck with work, stretchy!
VV, I'm now even more convinced you have a zoo.
I saw this and thought of you. please tell me at least one of your alpacas has the cut on the top row, right!
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Good luck with work, stretchy!
VV, I'm now even more convinced you have a zoo.
I saw this and thought of you. please tell me at least one of your alpacas has the cut on the top row, right!
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too funny Ase...yes one of the boys...you can hardly see
his eyes...:D
I wish I had a zoo..
 
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