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SpicyMcHaggis

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Got my CC package a few minutes ago! That was pretty fast. :) Bad news is I only have two vision ego clearomizers and they are both contaminated by the Ares Cowboy blend and Black Cherry tobacco. I guess I'll have to wait to rip a cloud with the CC stuff Saturday when I can get to the flea market to get something to vape them in. :(
 

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MR. V said it could be worse.

It could have been a much worse choice of words James! ;)
That is exactly what made it funny!

Got my CC package a few minutes ago! That was pretty fast. :) Bad news is I only have two vision ego clearomizers and they are both contaminated by the Ares Cowboy blend and Black Cherry tobacco. I guess I'll have to wait to rip a cloud with the CC stuff Saturday when I can get to the flea market to get something to vape them in. :(
I want to "like" that post... but cant...

I think mine came in too. But all Mrs E has told me was "You have mail." I dont know if that means bills or vapemail.
 

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Can't like that post. Saturday is soooo far away! Though I am glad it arrived safely!
Got my CC package a few minutes ago! That was pretty fast. :) Bad news is I only have two vision ego clearomizers and they are both contaminated by the Ares Cowboy blend and Black Cherry Tobacco. I guess I'll have to wait to rip a cloud with the CC stuff Saturday when I can get to the flea market to get something to vape them in. :(
 

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The Chicken Story:
Long ago and far away, Mr. V and I lived on a farm. We had chickens of course. He had a big nasty rooster that attacked me on a regular basis. It got to the point where I feared going down to the barn to do chores, and carried a garbage can lid to fend off the horrid thing. Anyway, one day it attacked me when Mr. V was there. I told him to PLEASE kill the rooster. PLEASE! It flew at him and he grabbed it by the neck. As he's standing there holding the chicken by the neck, I take off to find the hatchet. The chicken was choking.... Anyway, as I head up to the house the boys pull up the driveway. They wanted to know where Pop was. I told him he was down in the barn. Notstalking his chicken. "OMG Mom, just OMG." I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard. The look on their faces = priceless!

ok, carry on.
 

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The Chicken Story:
Long ago and far away, Mr. V and I lived on a farm. We had chickens of course. He had a big nasty rooster that attacked me on a regular basis. It got to the point where I feared going down to the barn to do chores, and carried a garbage can lid to fend off the horrid thing. Anyway, one day it attacked me when Mr. V was there. I told him to PLEASE kill the rooster. PLEASE! It flew at him and he grabbed it by the neck. As he's standing there holding the chicken by the neck, I take off to find the hatchet. The chicken was choking.... Anyway, as I head up to the house the boys pull up the driveway. They wanted to know where Pop was. I told him he was down in the barn. Notstalking his chicken. "OMG Mom, just OMG." I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard. The look on their faces = priceless!

ok, carry on.
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Time for me to head home, take Kat to practice while I try not to kill the other two while Mrs E goes to play bingo with her mother. I dont get paid enough for this mess.
 

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Glad you liked my chicken story. Mr. V finally now finds it funny. He didn't then. Go figure....

No, you don't. Try to have a reasonable evening!
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Time for me to head home, take Kat to practice while I try not to kill the other two while Mrs E goes to play bingo with her mother. I dont get paid enough for this mess.
 

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Can you get the raccoons with a garden hose? We have them around here too. Really cute and really dangerous. One of my neighbors likes to feed them. grrrrrrrrr.

Maybe if you can convert the garden hose to spray flaming balls of gasoline. They are persistent. I just don't see water deterring something that will take a pellet to the face and come back to eat 30 seconds later.
 

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Maybe if you can convert the garden hose to spray flaming balls of gasoline. They are persistent. I just don't see water deterring something that will take a pellet to the face and come back to eat 30 seconds later.

LOL at the converted flame thrower using a garden hose... that would indeed be an interesting sight to see! :laugh:
It would be all fun and games until the hose melted. :(

Really, I never had that problem where I grew up... they were hunted to the brink of extinction. A .22 will kill them, but if you live in a populated area a .22 bullet has quite a bit of penetration and could damage someone out of your visible sight if you miss it. I know there are certain substances out there that they really hate to get on themselves... but I can not really remember what they are. I suggest that you use google to find some non-lethal answers (traps seldom work as they are clever)...

If you live far away from others (like FV) and the local laws permit it, then shooting them is the best option... if you do not, then I suggest alternative measures; but water does not bother them at all. :(
 

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Don't you hate when the best restaurants are 25 miles away? That's how far I have to go to Culvers... but I do go..
*peek*

had to pop in. MissStretchychicken still shows as accepted in MO. WTH? I want to pick her up today. In Portage. 25 miles away. They have Pizza Ranch with good iced tea.....

*poof*
 

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Lookin good...
Me behind a cloud of cheesecake!

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I do not know how you guys do it. W have 1 clerk (or) 2 if they see me walk in.They haul someone out of the back just for me.Not because I'm special even though we all know that I am but I usually have 20 international orders that they have to do by hand. But on a normal day there is one. I do not know how she does that and does passports and stocks all the stuff in front of the counter. It's a nightmare.

He didn't get himself a motorcycle, did he? :lol:


I have to agree with you Stretchy. I eat anything. My cholesterol and blood pressure are well below "bad". I guess I'm lucky that I like food that's good for me as well as the stuff that's not supposed to be. Moderation is a good thing! :)


Wow, that totally sounds like someplace I'd like to try! :)

Well, I went in to work at 3am thinking I'd be done by 11:30. Nope. They made me stay to cover for lunches. :( Oh well, I survived!

Funny though, today we had 4 clerks, the number that someone decided was the magic number our office needs. We didn't manage to get everything done, plus they had to keep me for almost 2 hours of OT to cover lunches. I wonder how they ever came up with 4 people being enough?? And this time of year is light for mail volume. When the college students come back, and around the holidays, it will be unbelievable! :blink:
 
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