Reason: still stalking my chicken!
That made me chuckle.
It could have been a much worse choice of words James!



Edit: Sometimes... multi posts just take too long...
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Reason: still stalking my chicken!
That made me chuckle.



It could have been a much worse choice of words James!
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MR. V said it could be worse.
That is exactly what made it funny!It could have been a much worse choice of words James!![]()
I want to "like" that post... but cant...Got my CC package a few minutes ago! That was pretty fast.Bad news is I only have two vision ego clearomizers and they are both contaminated by the Ares Cowboy blend and Black Cherry tobacco. I guess I'll have to wait to rip a cloud with the CC stuff Saturday when I can get to the flea market to get something to vape them in.
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Got my CC package a few minutes ago! That was pretty fast.Bad news is I only have two vision ego clearomizers and they are both contaminated by the Ares Cowboy blend and Black Cherry Tobacco. I guess I'll have to wait to rip a cloud with the CC stuff Saturday when I can get to the flea market to get something to vape them in.
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The Chicken Story:
Long ago and far away, Mr. V and I lived on a farm. We had chickens of course. He had a big nasty rooster that attacked me on a regular basis. It got to the point where I feared going down to the barn to do chores, and carried a garbage can lid to fend off the horrid thing. Anyway, one day it attacked me when Mr. V was there. I told him to PLEASE kill the rooster. PLEASE! It flew at him and he grabbed it by the neck. As he's standing there holding the chicken by the neck, I take off to find the hatchet. The chicken was choking.... Anyway, as I head up to the house the boys pull up the driveway. They wanted to know where Pop was. I told him he was down in the barn. Notstalking his chicken. "OMG Mom, just OMG." I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard. The look on their faces = priceless!
ok, carry on.




Time for me to head home, take Kat to practice while I try not to kill the other two while Mrs E goes to play bingo with her mother. I dont get paid enough for this mess.
Can you get the raccoons with a garden hose? We have them around here too. Really cute and really dangerous. One of my neighbors likes to feed them. grrrrrrrrr.
Maybe if you can convert the garden hose to spray flaming balls of gasoline. They are persistent. I just don't see water deterring something that will take a pellet to the face and come back to eat 30 seconds later.

*peek*
had to pop in. MissStretchychicken still shows as accepted in MO. WTH? I want to pick her up today. In Portage. 25 miles away. They have Pizza Ranch with good iced tea.....
*poof*
Well Drott... it sounds as if Stretchy must have gotten over her headache the other night!
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Me behind a cloud of cheesecake!
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Hooray! He likes it!
And there's a little bit of vapor with CC juices. just a wee bit.![]()
He didn't get himself a motorcycle, did he?
I have to agree with you Stretchy. I eat anything. My cholesterol and blood pressure are well below "bad". I guess I'm lucky that I like food that's good for me as well as the stuff that's not supposed to be. Moderation is a good thing!
Wow, that totally sounds like someplace I'd like to try!
Well, I went in to work at 3am thinking I'd be done by 11:30. Nope. They made me stay to cover for lunches.Oh well, I survived!
Funny though, today we had 4 clerks, the number that someone decided was the magic number our office needs. We didn't manage to get everything done, plus they had to keep me for almost 2 hours of OT to cover lunches. I wonder how they ever came up with 4 people being enough?? And this time of year is light for mail volume. When the college students come back, and around the holidays, it will be unbelievable!![]()