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I would like to thank JD for mentioning that...as always...I AM the prettiest..
I realize that you have a right to your opinion as.stretchy does to tell you you're wrong. Unfortunately for you, she's the prettiest and will thus always be correct.
 

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Pics or it doesn't exist! It is a rule....
And that's a good way to do it, pray for a restart. I would like one, since about Thursday. But today will do.
Good afternoon Creekers! My ProVari is mere minutes away from delivery, today is a good day!

For those having a bad one...sometimes I have to hit my knees and ask my Higher Power to help me restart my day. Doesn't matter what time of day, I just pray for a restart.
 

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I realize that you have a right to your opinion as.stretchy does to tell you you're wrong. Unfortunately for you, she's the prettiest and will thus always be correct.

ahhhhh JD... but she is married too... so that only applies to her husband Mr. ???! It is one of those things that women sacrifice when they get married... always being correct with any man that is attracted to them! Men have it easier... we just sacrifice our wallets, free time, and bank accounts! ;):laugh:
 
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(((DEBB))) I am so glad to see you! How the heck are you????

pretty good...my 12 yr old gs is living with us now, so pretty busy...not used to this as I raised my kids...lol...but he's a good kid ..gearing up for back to school....I thought those days were over..lol...
 

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Which one?
Lets start in his younger years..About 2 I think.....He was twirling around getting dizzy and stumbled on the coffee table and cracked his head open.It was bleeding profusely so I called the paramedics.When they came they determined that he did indeed need stitches They put him in the back of the ambulance and I of course went with him .One of the paramedics climbed in with us as he had some questions before we reached the hospital.Before he could be seated the driver stepped on the gas and the paramedic in the back with us went flying ending up on the floor.To which he said "Jesus Christ Bill".
So we got to the hospital and Jimmy was getting prepped.They needed more assistants to hold him down because he thrashed and the belts holding him to the table blew open with the force of the thrashing.He was 2.They were amazed he had such strength...After about 15 min of this they decided to give him a light sedation and it calmed him considerably but he was not out. The stitches took about 5 minutes to do and as the Dr. unbuckled the tables safety belt Jimmy sat straight up, looked right at him, and said "Jesus Christ Bill".
That was a very mild Jimmy story. Sometime I'll tell you the one about the police bringing him home from the 1st day of Kindergarden.The one about jumping rooftop to rooftop with a cast on his leg,The one where the school teachers quit teaching after they had him in class and oh the one where he takes his battle weary troops to an amusement park in Iraq..Yeah he really did find an amusement park in Iraq. He probably was ADHD but I just thought he was "busy" .


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I would have to find a surrogate mother,I couldn't do that again.You're very brave...
pretty good...my 12 yr old gs is living with us now, so pretty busy...not used to this as I raised my kids...lol...but he's a good kid ..gearing up for back to school....I thought those days were over..lol...
 

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Thank you Strechy, I needed that today.
Which one?
Lets start in his younger years..About 2 I think.....He was twirling around getting dizzy and stumbled on the coffee table and cracked his head open.It was bleeding profusely so I called the paramedics.When they came they determined that he did indeed need stitches They put him in the back of the ambulance and I of course went with him .One of the paramedics climbed in with us as he had some questions before we reached the hospital.Before he could be seated the driver stepped on the gas and the paramedic in the back with us went flying ending up on the floor.To which he said "Jesus Christ Bill".
So we got to the hospital and Jimmy was getting prepped.They needed more assistants to hold him down because he thrashed and the belts holding him to the table blew open with the force of the thrashing.He was 2.They were amazed he had such strength...After about 15 min of this they decided to give him a light sedation and it calmed him considerably but he was not out. The stitches took about 5 minutes to do and as the Dr. unbuckled the tables safety belt Jimmy sat straight up, looked right at him, and said "Jesus Christ Bill".
That was a very mild Jimmy story. Sometime I'll tell you the one about the police bringing him home from the 1st day of Kindergarden.The one about jumping rooftop to rooftop with a cast on his leg,The one where the school teachers quit teaching after they had him in class and oh the one where he takes his battle weary troops to an amusement park in Iraq..Yeah he really did find an amusement park in Iraq. He probably was ADHD but I just thought he was "busy" .
 
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