The Darwin From Evolv!!!

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siouxsie

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I usually dont vape in crowded public places (unless I'm stealth vaping)... mainly because I don't like a lot of attention drawn to myself... and I dont want to answer the same 15 questions over and over again...

What is that?
What does it do?
Is that a breathalyzer?
How much was it?
What does it taste like?
Can I try it?
Does it hurt?
Is this better than smoking?
Why dont you just smoke?
etc....
"Does it hurt?" I would look at them like they were a crazy person. I usually just say it's an electronic cigarette. Keeps the conversation nice and short. Some people liked me better when I smoked though, as they could look down on me because they didn't. Now from these people I get an an attitude and ball busting. Mostly, though, I'm tired of answering, "Are you down to 0 nicotine yet?" Thinking about writing down all the pertinent facts, and then just handing the nosy fricks a single spaced typewritten piece of paper.
 

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I usually dont vape in crowded public places (unless I'm stealth vaping)... mainly because I don't like a lot of attention drawn to myself... and I dont want to answer the same 15 questions over and over again...

What is that?
What does it do?
Is that a breathalyzer?
How much was it?
What does it taste like?
Can I try it?
Does it hurt?
Is this better than smoking?
Why dont you just smoke?
etc....
Question 1- Its a Darwin. Its kind of like an electronic cigarette but way better. Its also better than those putrid death sticks your puffing on.

Question 2- It does what I tell it to do.

Question 3- No

Question 4- Less expensive than a 2 pack a day cig budget for a month

Question 5- What does heaven taste like.......that

Question 6- yes, but you can not touch it

Question 7- let me hit you on the head with it then you tell me

Question 8- yes

Question 9- because unlike you, I don't smell like an ash tray, can taste food again. Oh and don't want to die of lung cancer
 

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HAH! I've actually considered making little business cards with all of the information... mostly as a joke, I'd never actually do it.

I have a car/mini-usb charger... when I have it plugged in it really does look like a breathalyzer/interlock thingy... makes me lol.

A lot of people are like "Oh man, is that like an old school one? The ones I've seen are really small" ...

Then I explain to them that the Darwin is the effing Cadillac of e-ecigs... and, as a rule of thumb, the more it looks like a cigarette, the worse the performance is...
 

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Cadillac? The Provari is the Cadillac, the Darwin is the intergalactic pimped out space cruiser

OK I was under pressure and not quite of sound mind that evening and Cadillac was the first high end car that came to mind. Not sure this women would have understood Ferrari or Lamborghini :) She may have been able to grasp pimped out space cruiser though:)
 

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Cadillac? The Provari is the Cadillac, the Darwin is the intergalactic pimped out space cruiser

OK I was under pressure and not quite of sound mind that evening and Cadillac was the first high end car that came to mind. Not sure this women would have understood Ferrari or Lamborghini :) She may have been able to grasp pimped out space cruiser though:)

lol...

Provari
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Darwin
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HAH! I've actually considered making little business cards with all of the information... mostly as a joke, I'd never actually do it.

I have a car/mini-usb charger... when I have it plugged in it really does look like a breathalyzer/interlock thingy... makes me lol.

A lot of people are like "Oh man, is that like an old school one? The ones I've seen are really small" ...

Then I explain to them that the Darwin is the effing Cadillac of e-ecigs... and, as a rule of thumb, the more it looks like a cigarette, the worse the performance is...

I think I might have had my first run-in with someone thinking my Darwin was a dope device.

I was cruising along I 20/59 in Alabama when an officer pulled me over. He was very nice...just asked a few questions and sent me on my merry way. All of his questions were drug related...Darwin was out in the open for all to see.

He never implied as to his suspicions for a long list of drug traffic related questions...but I'm betting someone saw me take a drag and called in...or maybe he saw it himself and wanted to check it out just in case. He did ask if I thought it was more healthy than smoking and if that was my motivation for using the device.

No harm done...he was very professional and nice about it all.
Wish I'd had one of the ECF cards handy to give him (but something tells me he'd probably seen a few of them before).
 

LuV2SkRaTcH

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I don't think they care about them much, haha! I know a few police officers who are take their job seriously but don't mind the minor ......... users... But I live in California where a medical ......... card is easy enough to get. What's funny is that when I first started looking into mods, I googled "personal vaporizer" and got a lot of "herbal vaporizers." Since the Darwin doesn't really have anywhere to put anything but liquid in, I don't think police would mind.

Would have been funnier if you said it was a breathalizer, and hit it while showing the wattage reading. Haha!
 
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