The Dirty Minds Thread ~ Or: Things that sound dirty but aren't

[BryanL]

Bryan, want me to post a video of how I feed my hog?

Why yes, yes I would lol

 

[beebopnjazz]

By sallana in the PIF chat room: do they have nipples?

 

[lynleestar]

Jay Leno just ran a clip called 'It sounds dirty, but it's not'

Eli Manning was talking about some football who 'had a small package' that got bigger throughout the game

 

[mfraz25]

Chips said

I like the warmth of the wood in my hand

 

[pchela]

Chips said

I like the warmth of the wood in my hand


You are a bad, bad lesbian.

 

[pringles13]

I also told her that the only kind of wood I'm interested in comes from trees

 

[pwyll]

I also told her that the only kind of wood I'm interested in comes from trees

Yeah, but that's not funny. Illegal in 12 states, but not funny.

 

[pringles13]

good grief

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

Chips said "I like the warmth of the wood in my hand "

Being lesbian: She's doin' it wrong.

 

[MiXoLoGiSt]

Well at least she didnt say Polished Wood! lol

 

[QBass]

Personally, I'm more than satisfied by the feel of a box in my hand.

 

[UntamedRose]

I can't believe how hard it its for how small it is.



about glv sm

 

[TxParamedic]

Being lesbian: She's doin' it wrong.

OK...Uh trying to tone this down enough to keep from getting banned...I know some lesbians, Know them well enough to know more than I want to know sometimes...and in the same way vaping has a ancillary addiction to devices....welll I won't say Ive seen any wooden "mods" in that community but we could loan each other batteries in a pinch, and I'm not putting wood mods past em for a minute!

 

[pringles13]

OK...Uh trying to tone this down enough to keep from getting banned...I know some lesbians, Know them well enough to know more than I want to know sometimes...and in the same way vaping has a ancillary addiction to devices....welll I won't say Ive seen any wooden "mods" in that community but we could loan each other batteries in a pinch, and I'm not putting wood mods past em for a minute!

Awesome thing about this relationship...... we have no need for "mods" *grin*

 

[mfraz25]

 

[uba egar320]

............

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

Mercy .

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

Really? We can only "like" things ONCE?!

Personally, I'm more than satisfied by the feel of a box in my hand.

 

[uba egar320]

My button sticks out to far.....

 

[TxParamedic]

Mercy .

Ahhhh you tricky little minx!!! I was trying to figure out how you were getting around the stupid "your message is too short" rule. spaces!!! then a period!
U is smarrrrt! I r dumbe