The Dirty Minds Thread ~ Or: Things that sound dirty but aren't

[2mtech]

...I have lots and lots of juice.

I never get tired of Miss Pchela

 

[pchela]

You actually did it. *sigh*

 

[2mtech]

You know you came here looking for it...I didn't want to let you down!

You actually did it. *sigh*

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

"Your twinkie is already coming"

Bill_R, in reference to a juice order.

 

[MiXoLoGiSt]

LOL now thats funny

 

[uba egar320]

Is it normal for it to crackle and pop?

 

[MiXoLoGiSt]

thats not so dirty sounding to me

 

[uba egar320]

My bad:

Is it normal for it to crackle and pop, every time I suck on it?


Hows that?

 

[lrd3]

My bad:

Is it normal for it to crackle and pop, every time I suck on it?


Hows that?

sounds to dry.. try to slurp until it almost squirts..

 

[MiXoLoGiSt]

My bad:

Is it normal for it to crackle and pop, every time I suck on it?


Hows that?

LOL yeah that sounds a lot dirtier

 

[uba egar320]

My wife gathered up all of my .... plugs and condoms, and put them in a drawer.

 

[tyleris12]

They have a flavor called G-spot too. I wanted to try it but I could never seem to find it......

Said by another member in another thread....

 

[pringles13]

in reference to a wood mod...

One man's wood is another man's treasure.

 

[Vermonster13]

In general right now.

"Juice in my mouth, will it do me any harm?"

 

[pringles13]

From our very own BiancaMontgomery

Don't faint! I'm DRIPPING

 

[2mtech]

Said by another member in another thread....

in reference to a wood mod...

Man, two in a row? I gotta stop talking

 

[pringles13]

the dangers of having your Hog in a steamy bathroom

I don't want my wood to swell

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

If they all tasted the same, I'd only have one

(I saw that in somone's sig just now and choked on vapor!)

 

[UntamedRose]

Depends on if you swallow or spit it out. The spit and rinse is a good idea, swallowing not so much.

 

[pringles13]

wowwwwwww Rose