The Dirty Minds Thread ~ Or: Things that sound dirty but aren't

[Dalton63841]

On another e-cig forum, exists a Classified ad whose title reads:
"FS: Used Condoms ***Like New***"

 

[Col. Gaunt]

In front of the Empire mod table at vaporcon occurred this conversation of a new empire mod owner trying to get an 18650 battery in his mod and his friend who was vaping on one.

Damn, it won't go in, I can't get it in!
How did you get yours in?
Dummy, you need to extend your tube more!

 

[2mtech]

From the ProVari owner's manual:

Wipe excess fluid off of the tip to avoid the bitter taste

Change in diet called for maybe....?

 

[loxmythe]

Posted by CalamityJane "it was too big to comfortably fit in my hand.......but I have small hands"

response by Jordon41 "yes size is important to me"

I love taking things out of context

 

[beebopnjazz]

In the PIF chat room

Crankyfuzz says "I hope whoever got me had it easy"

 

[mfraz25]

Said by VetSGT is chat.

I'll just blow it.

talking about a carto acting funny.

 

[beebopnjazz]

from PIFchat room

by VetSGT - is there a way to thicken my juice?

 

[mfraz25]

found this over in a notcigs thread. talking about wooden drip tips.

I was thinking of doing that but I don't like the feel of wood in my mouth. I suppose I could make them out of something else.

 

[sonicdsl]

<snicker> <giggle>
I need to go to bed I think...

 

[Adrena]

Not surprising. It hurts when you thread the floss from ear to ear. Feels nice when you're just rubbing it back and forth, though.

(TWSS & TWHS)

Regarding new wicks causing nic buzz....

 

[VapingTurtle]

Not sure how I feel about having Bad's tip in my mouth.

Regarding GotVape's Laser Etched Aluminum Drip Tips (a fictional product).

 

[Adrena]

Regarding GotVape's Laser Etched Aluminum Drip Tips (a fictional product).

LOL check out post #14 hun... I beat you to it again.

(2 and 0 for those keeping score....)

 

[2mtech]

From the Hog Mod thread:

It is very big, dont have a tape on me, I'd say around 3 1/2"

Delusions of grandeur, or just inaccurate perspective?

 

[sweetz]

Regarding GotVape's Laser Etched Aluminum Drip Tips (a fictional product).

I feel like I've been sent on a snipe hunt LOL

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

Bumping. <----sounds dirty! How appropriate.

 

[mfraz25]

said by VetSGT in chat:

sure I'll try some of marks juice.

 

[Sallana]

said by VetSGT in chat:

Marks juice is delicious.

 

[mfraz25]

Marks juice is delicious.

that right there.....

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

LOL, Pwyll over in the M&P threads:

"I suddenly have a greater appreciation for my woodies."

 

[pwyll]

LOL, Pwyll over in the M&P threads:

"I suddenly have a greater appreciation for my woodies."

Interesting choice of "selective editing" of the sentence