The Dirty Minds Thread ~ Or: Things that sound dirty but aren't

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

hehehe

... thanks for a shot at some wood >.<

It is supposed to be things that "Sound Dirty"...
you vape innuendo...how did you expect to escape?

Interesting choice of "selective editing of the sentence

 

[pwyll]

It was my understanding that the thread was for "unintentionally sounding dirty" and the part that was left off made it clear that I realized it and that it was intentional.

But I was not complaining in any way--I am quite guilty of "selective editing" myself. Frankly, I'm surprised more of my posts haven't shown up here--I generally make it quite easy

 

[Adrena]

vape innuendo's, Guilty as charged....

 

[pringles13]

Frankly, I'm surprised more of my posts haven't shown up here--I generally make it quite easy

Apparently I do too, but it isn't always vape related

 

[Ever1ast]

Posted in the Vapealicious thread regarding shipping times:

I get all mine overnight!

 

[tmcase]

Posted by a Reonaughty:

You poke it with your finger through the squonkhole.

Explaining how to squonk a Reo.

 

[pringles13]

a Reonaughty

 

[vapspaz]

i don't really want to worry all the time whether i'm going to end up leaking in my pants.

Hot damn I finally found one and remembered to post it here.

Sounds like a sticky situation to me.

 

[tmcase]

Posted by another Reonaughty.

"Once I get the tip in the orifice, I can be pretty sure where my juice is gonna end up."

Talking about dripper tips on juice bottles.

 

[Sallana]

Apparently I do too, but it isn't always vape related

As example:

 

[mfraz25]

As example:

uhm...

I don't want to know what she was talking about..

 

[Sallana]

uhm...

I don't want to know what she was talking about..

She was talking about having sex with pans, quite obviously.

 

[sweetz]

Saw this in classifieds, couldn't resist sharing...

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...7666-lets-give-each-other-wood-christmas.html

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

Pretty much this whole thread belongs here: http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/new-members-forum/250180-size-does-matter.html

 

[vanZilla]

So, will Bianca get a prize when she ends up having the most quotes in this thread?

Yes ... a Toaster Oven.

(It's an Ellen joke)

 

[nerak]

this was truly innocent, but not in my mind!

...this thought runs through your mind immediately afterward: "Oh hell. I KNOW I didn't get enough juice in there. Ahh... let me just squank that one more time..." STOP! Hold it right there, Jack. You've just had glorious success, and you're about to ruin a perfect blind squank.

 

[vanZilla]

So, will Bianca get a prize when she ends up having the most quotes in this thread?

Now that Karen (neraK ... a.k.a. the Reo-naughty) has arrived, Bianca may have a run for her money!

 

[nerak]

Now that Karen (neraK ... a.k.a. the Reo-naughty) has arrived, Bianca may have a run for her money!

Thanks Van, but mine are ALWAYS innuendo! Can't put those here! I is too naughty!!!!

 

[mekakeisei]

Found in classies:

That's some gorgeous wood!

 

[erich]

When I'm driving, I keep it between my legs for easy access... otherwise it rolls around.