The Dirty Minds Thread ~ Or: Things that sound dirty but aren't

[pchela]

So, will Bianca get a prize when she ends up having the most quotes in this thread?

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

So, will Bianca get a prize when she ends up having the most quotes in this thread?

Oh, that's a very interesting question! Who can answer that??

 

[TxParamedic]

OMG! My mind reels at the thought of what kind of "prize" this bunch might come up with! prob something youd have to bolt to the floor and kick start!

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

OMG! My mind reels at the thought of what kind of "prize" this bunch might come up with! prob something youd have to bolt to the floor and kick start!

I'm so scared of you right now

 

[TxParamedic]

Hey! I'm a Paramedic you have nooooo idea what we run into going into peoples houses! Combined with the fact I was 19 when I started in this field and spent way too much time hanging out with middle aged nurses at that young tender age (you should here some of the conversations held at the nurses station on the nightshift) I'm lucky to be this normal!

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

Hey! I'm a Paramedic you have nooooo idea what we run into going into peoples houses! Combined with the fact I was 19 when I started in this field and spent way too much time hanging out with middle aged nurses at that young tender age (you should here some of the conversations held at the nurses station on the nightshift) I'm lucky to be this normal!

I worked in a nursing home once and dated a nurse there...I know what you're talking about. Good times.

 

[Adrena]

"There's some tilt action, wait for bubbles, press (or don't, I'm trying to work that out) while tilted, then again when up...." ~ BiancaMontgomery

Just use your imagination! What I wanna know is why a lesbian knows so much about this! Or maybe she doesn't... she's still trying to work it out after all!

If you imagined the topic was of shower head massagers you wouldn't need a man, or a lesbian for that matter.

 

[TxParamedic]

Originally Posted by hot2trot
Oh man, that pink wood is beautiful! I'm already begging Mike for one cause you know, good things come in pink boxes!

 

[Adrena]

Take a little juice drop and get it around the inner plug if your having issues, normally i just get under the main hole and pull up, you can squeeze this new tubing to cause the inner plug to bend and make it easier to pop out, have not had one issue yet with getting the inner plug out or in

**********

 

[TxParamedic]

errrrr.....That one sounds like it would hurt!
Bad touch!
Safety word....HandBannana!
Help!

 

[pchela]

Originally Posted by hot2trot
Oh man, that pink wood is beautiful! I'm already begging Mike for one cause you know, good things come in pink boxes!

That entire conversation was bad and I didn't even realize it till it was pointed out!

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

If you imagined the topic was of shower head massagers you wouldn't need a man, or a lesbian for that matter.

Holy Jebus, that's the funniest thing I've read all day...and that's saying a lot considering I read a LOT on this forum! I'd so put that in my signature if I thought I wouldn't get slapped on the hand for it. Holy LOL Adrena!!!

 

[Adrena]

Holy Jebus, that's the funniest thing I've read all day...and that's saying a lot considering I read a LOT on this forum! I'd so put that in my signature if I thought I wouldn't get slapped on the hand for it. Holy LOL Adrena!!!

Dose that mean I'm on top now?

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

Dose that mean I'm on top now?

I submit that ^

 

[Adrena]

I submit that ^

Uhmmm sub? not a sandwich! I'll take it!

 

[QBass]

I really enjoy watching you girls have fun with each other...

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

I really enjoy watching you girls have fun with each other...

Oh no you didn't! Oh....yes you did!

 

[TxParamedic]

I really enjoy watching you girls have fun with each other...

Me Too! ))Blush((

 

[Ever1ast]

OMG! My mind reels at the thought of what kind of "prize" this bunch might come up with! prob something youd have to bolt to the floor and kick start!

Just so you all know, I searched for an hour for a sybian smiley. There are none. Dam lack of perverted photoshoppers...

 

[QBass]

@ever1ast... does this work?