The Dirty Minds Thread ~ Or: Things that sound dirty but aren't

[TxParamedic]

"sybian smiley"............ ......................Snort!..Cough!.....

BWAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

[Adrena]

Wrong end .....

 

[Ever1ast]

I was thinking when I saw this pic "Oh please tell me no one else posted this yet!!

" Sorry Lynlee....you're posts are rife with innuendo

sigh, it happened

 

[Adrena]

Banana sweater......bahahahah!

You can't add that here without posting this.

 

[Dalton63841]

Making a poker reference in a Music thread, by me. Unfortunately I didn't even catch what I said until another member laughed at it...

I never fold... If I bust, there's always the next hand.

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

This thread is so amusing. I hope our bans don't last long.

 

[Ever1ast]

Probably never had such a good laugh getting banned though

 

[TxParamedic]

We need to have a backup plan for where to get together and act nasty while we wait out our bans. Oh well if you can't do the time don't do the crime!

 

[Adrena]

Why not try mounting it from the ceiling with a gooseneck, that way all you have to do is lean over and vape while driving. lol

had to get a gooseneck in here....

 

[QBass]

Not quite sure I understand... are you mounting a gooseneck by dropping from the ceiling... or... I need explicit details to envision this properly.

 

[Ever1ast]

We need to have a backup plan for where to get together and act nasty while we wait out our bans. Oh well if you can't do the time don't do the crime!

Sounds like a FB Group page for Pervert ECF'ers is in order

 

[Tuck]

Here, you want a hit off my tube?

 

[QBass]

How many people have you let suck on that, and does it always get this hot?

(is that going too far? not sure it sounded quite right coming from me... lol)

 

[Ever1ast]

Verbatim conversation that just took place in my work break room with a female co-worker that I converted to vaping:

Coworker: What do you have today?
Me: Raspberry
Coworker: Ooh..let me have some of that. Wait...that's not your big fat one is it? That thing is too much for me.

She was referring to my 5v Saber Touch

 

[Dalton63841]

Verbatim conversation that just took place in my work break room with a female co-worker that I converted to vaping:



She was referring to my 5v Saber Touch

IDK...Sounds like a Freudian slip to me...

EDIT: Is it just me or does Freudian slip sound dirty itself? How about we go with parapraxis...

 

[Ever1ast]

I'm just reading along and BAM my mind slipped into the gutter when I saw this~
(I've leave her name off but I bet the OP will see it here soon lol)

We even did it once at my son's school.

 

[loxmythe]

Just saw this gem in the ask a mod or vet tread

Since you have it out you can measure it for the size.

 

[TxParamedic]

Pchela form her video review "just give it a little suck".
I prob would not have even noticed if not for this thread. You people are a bad influence!

 

[TxParamedic]

OMG! This whole thread belongs in here! LMAO

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/general-e-smoking-discussion/216668-finger-licking-good.html

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

OMG! This whole thread belongs in here! LMAO

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/general-e-smoking-discussion/216668-finger-licking-good.html

yeah, definately worth the followup!