Boy do I have a lot to report to you. I returned from my world tour, symposiums and seminars. Some of course were more interesting than others. I particularly enjoyed the Sex Therapists Conference. It was truly
uplifting. I did receive my Board certification although it was iffy for a while.
One of the seminars was the tops and bottoms of BDSM. You know, where they require you to experience a few sessions. Unfortunately it began with my role intended to be submissive. They tried and tried but just couldnt get me to stop topping from the bottom. When we finally moved on to my being the Dominant, Im told I was truly Masterful. Oh, not only did I get those fur lined handcuffs you told me to, I talked to the manufacturer who guarantees that David wont wear these out so quickly. Boy you should have heard the laughter in the auditorium when they showed a Power Point presentation and low and behold it was a taped session of Mrs T Dominating TexasT. She just flat out beat the .... out of him. Oh, turns out that he wears those Depends for more than the obvious reason.
I was also surprised that Mrs T broke down and initiated a series of phone sessions throughout my tour. She made a major break through and I have to tell you, we all had pegged her wrong. Yes she can smash through a brick wall at half stride. But it all stems from her extreme jealousy of her man. We have made peace and she now values my council. And itll take a lot of it to keep her from killing T. She even offered to make me a new leather briefcase to replace the one she wrapped around my throat like a necktie. The only problem is she was going to make it with Ts favorite (Millies), hide.
Sure enough, you were right on the money regarding her motivation behind her bursts of fury. One way or another it all revolves around TT. She gave me a lot of their history and I have to say, TexasT is a true manwhore. He has given her plenty of reasons not to trust him farther than she can smell him. Apparently he is such a good snake oil salesman he has tricked quite a few women into his lair. Even some not in their family!
I finally convinced her that she could call off her blood vendetta against my sisters; Free, MistressN, Salem, and Vaporgal. I told her the women in my family just dont believe in extra marital affairs. It was a hard sale. Especially for MN because she knows shes single and the youngest. I had to tell her they were also Nuns in the Church of the Vape and have vowed to the Mauisun not to intermingle with FSUSA Junkies.
MN should feel her sudden bouts of pain and fever go away now. Oh, let poor Maria know she doesnt have to worry about those crippling back aches anymore. I personally saw her undo their dolls. I had to work much harder to get her to agree to do no harm to the rest of ABs FSUSA Cuties. I told her, and told her she didnt have to worry about any of them falling for any of TTs seduction tactics.
I even told her she didnt have to worry about them because they were all in love with me. I told her they were all my secret wives. She still wasnt sure they could be trusted. Knowing that she has made many a woman disappear I had to come up with something to make my Cuties safe. Its just bad for business to have Cuties disappearing. I had an Eureka moment and told her they were all lesbians and would sooner puke than do any romantizing with T. I was truly relieved when the fire in her voice died down. She called me back a few minutes later and accused me of lying because I had told her they were my wives. I told her they are. She said well how can they be lesbians then? Thinking quickly I told her I was a lesbian also. I was quickly loosing her trust. She asked how can I be a lesbian? I told her I was a male lesbian, that I only had relations with women. Can you believe she called the Steve Show and had his polygrapher give me one over the phone? He asked if I was a male lesbian. If I swore that I was only attracted to women. And if I truly lusted after my Cuties. I of course answered yes to all of the questions and passed with flying colors.
Now I have to warn you, shes been watching a lot of those detective shows while at work at the lube rack. Shes started using different accents over the phone to try to conceal her true identity. She uses a Texas one, a southern drawl one, a hillbilly one, a trailer park one, and also a wicked old lady accent. So be sure to tell all of ABs FSUSA Cuties if they pick up the phone and anyone asks if they are a lesbian to say yes. If they slip up and forget, theyd have to go into hiding.
You cant really blame her. She truly loves the old snake in the grass (Ill explain that later). And as we discussed earlier, she has valid concerns regarding his bovine fascination. She has caught him several times out in the pasture in the middle of the night with nothing but his smoking jacket on. He claimed he was just stealing more cows but she beat him so many times he stopped slipping out. But
she discovered he had built a hidden safe room on the rear of the out house and keeps Millie in there.
She became suspicious when he started having to go more and more but wasnt smelling like you know what when he came back in the house. And the roll of toilet paper would still be there. Anytime TT goes and doesnt use the whole roll of toilet paper is a dead giveaway that he wasnt pottying. Im trying to keep her from killing him, but he isnt making it easy. Well she had her uncle/half brother that works at the Penitentiary give her some of the chemical castration drugs they give the perverts and shes doping his vape juice. She laughed so loud she almost burst my eardrum telling me how the more it wont work, the more he vapes.
Im sure youve heard of some of the shenanigans and outright lies hes been telling on me while I was on my tour. I even hear he shrinks me more each passing day and at the rate hes going Ill be the height of an ant in another week or so. I know, I know hes truly sick and twisted and needs all the therapy we can give him. But he really gets on my nerve at times. If he could just get over his jealousy of my dashingly good looks, physique and charisma hed feel better about his self. Mrs T says he alternates having perverted dreams about Millie and hateful dreams about me. She can tell which is which because he talks in his sleep.
I know I promised you Id stay close to him to try to keep him from getting caught doing something he wont be able to BS his way out of. But he is really making it hard. On one hand, he would willingly jump in front of a bullet to save my life. However he is just as likely to push me in front of an approaching train. Wait until you hear his latest. This truly hurt; physically. At each airport along my world tour, I was singled out for the special search. I knew I couldnt have the same name of anyone on the Watchlist or something. I mean, how many AB357s do you know? It got so bad I just started using the train to travel through Europe. I couldnt find a soft enough whoopee cushion to even contemplate the flight back to the States. I called my patient thats a big mucky muck with the TSA. You know, the pervert that has his wife pin pilots wings on him when theyre intimate.
He did get to the bottom of the situation and rectified it so I could fly home. I had already made a reservation to take a cruise ship back. What he discovered was that each airport I had to go through got advance phone calls warning them that I was planning to blow up the airplane. Im used to TT playing every type of practical joke known to mankind on me. But this one took the cake. My client said the caller was a male with a weasely Texan accent. The caller would warn them I called myself the .... Bomber which explains the special searches. Even though he cleared up this misinformation, everyone working at the airports on the way home still snickered as I walked past.
He better hope Ive forgiven him by the time I come back from my upcoming trip to Venus. Oh, Queen Venalicious has declared FSUSA the Official Vape Supplier for the planet. Those Venetians love to vape
almost as much as sex.
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And come get all your crap out of my office! Those cow pics you hid in my bathroom is just downright preverted. You need to turn up your Buzz and vape. With so many new juices you can go for days without vaping the same one twice. It was truly romantic how Mrs. T gave you all that new vape juice. I asked her if it was your birthday or something. She explained how y'all "don't know when you were birthed because you don't have no certificate or nothing".
