The Joke Tread!

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[liblue1]

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents......................

 

[liblue1]

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON..........................

 

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[liblue1]

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because he felt crummy..................

 

[liblue1]

What do you do with a sick boat?

TAKE IT TO THE DOC....................

 

[liblue1]

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad?

His mummy..................

 

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[somejerk]

now that's a lot of pressure.

 

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[liblue1]

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.......................................

 

[liblue1]

How do you fix a broken tuba?

With a tuba glue..........................

 

[liblue1]

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear................

 

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[liblue1]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.......................

 

[DocTonyNYC]

Okay, this one's really corny. . .

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.

 

[liblue1]

What type of music do mummies listen to?

WRAP MUSIC..............

 

[DocTonyNYC]

My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.

 

[liblue1]

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.......................

 

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