The Joke Tread!

[jj2]

Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: DAM!!

 

[liblue1]

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A buccaneer................

 

[jj2]

Why do eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
Because it's too cold "out tide!"

 

[liblue1]

What do clouds wear under their shorts?

THUNDERPANTS...............

 

[jj2]

What do you call a boom-a-rang, that dosen't come back?
Answer: A Stick!!!!

 

[liblue1]

What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?

OH SNAP..............

 

[liblue1]

What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt................

 

[jj2]

Why did the stoplight turn red?
Wouldn't you if you had to change in the middle of the street??

 

[liblue1]

How does an octopus go to war?

WELL-ARMED...............

 

[liblue1]

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS...................

 

[jj2]

What is the difference between a man and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!

 

[liblue1]

What do you call a nosy pepper?

JALAPENO BUSINESS..............

 

[jj2]

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic schizophrenic?
He was in two minds as to whether there's a dog!

 

[liblue1]

Why did the pirate go to the Caribbean?

He wanted some arr and arr.................

 

[liblue1]

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.....................

 

[liblue1]

What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?

HE GOT A LITTLE BEHIND IN HIS WORK.............

 

[jj2]

Q: What do you call a charismatic at an auction?
A: Broke.

 

[liblue1]

What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day?

A FRISBEE...................

 

[jj2]

Q: What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness and a Unitarian?
A: Someone who goes around knocking on doors for no apparent reason.

 

[P0P]

I love all you folks we need to stop sometimes. I reach in and love to laugh its the best medicine life can be a challenge as a person that enjoys life i often find praying helps ( for me) may we have fun jj lol bless you and all of you it looks like pop will not go bankrupt. Oh! Goodness I really needed this




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