A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar, the bartender says "what is this, a joke?"
Last stinky October 15, 2013
Last stinky October 15, 2013
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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?"
Last stinky October 15, 2013
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A cheesecake walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here!"
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here!"
Guy walks into a bar dragging a chain behind him. The bartender asks "why are you dragging that chain?" Guy says "you ever tried to push one?"
Last stinky October 15, 2013
Last stinky October 15, 2013
A baby Harp seal waddles into a bar.
Bartender asks " What will it be ?"
Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks"
Bartender asks " What will it be ?"
Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks"
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to her husband, You know, youre really a lousy lover!
Her husband replies, How would you know after only 30 seconds?
Her husband replies, How would you know after only 30 seconds?
A man was sitting on his front porch when it started to rain. The rain came down harder and harder and the man realized that it was a flood. So the flood waters were rising and when the water started to spill over the porch, a man in a rowboat comes by. And the man in the rowboat says, "Need any help?"
But the man said, "Nope, the Lord'll take care of me!"
A few hours later, the man was standing on a chair on his front porch and another rowboat comes by.
And the man inside yells, "Need any help?"
But the man smiles and says, "Nope, the Lord'll take care of me!"
A few hours later, the man is on his roof and a helicopter comes by and the pilot inside yells, "Need any help?!"
But the man just says, "Nope! The Lord'll take care of me!"
A few hours later, the flood gets to be too much for the man and he drowns. When he enters Heaven, he asks the Lord, "Lord, why didn't you take care of me?"
The Lord says, "Well, I sent you two rowboats and a helicopter!"
But the man said, "Nope, the Lord'll take care of me!"
A few hours later, the man was standing on a chair on his front porch and another rowboat comes by.
And the man inside yells, "Need any help?"
But the man smiles and says, "Nope, the Lord'll take care of me!"
A few hours later, the man is on his roof and a helicopter comes by and the pilot inside yells, "Need any help?!"
But the man just says, "Nope! The Lord'll take care of me!"
A few hours later, the flood gets to be too much for the man and he drowns. When he enters Heaven, he asks the Lord, "Lord, why didn't you take care of me?"
The Lord says, "Well, I sent you two rowboats and a helicopter!"
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