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What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney?
You're too young to smoke........
You're too young to smoke........
A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."
Have you heard the one about the Corduroy pillow?
It's making HEADLINES..............
It's making HEADLINES..............
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!
As we are down to repeats and knock knock jokes, here goes one that not everyone will get...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Quantum physics.
Quantum physics who?
I can't tell you, that would collapse my probability field.
Last stinky October 15, 2013
Knock knock
Who's there?
Quantum physics.
Quantum physics who?
I can't tell you, that would collapse my probability field.
Last stinky October 15, 2013
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil.
Note: this is a joke is NOT factually correct. it is a joke.
The Russians used a pencil.
Note: this is a joke is NOT factually correct. it is a joke.
A three legged dog walks into a bar and says " I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you." Grasshopper says "You've got a drink named Steve?"
Answer: 4,001
1 to change the bulb.
4000 to seek out the highest quality overpriced bulbs with optional colors available at additional cost.
1 to change the bulb.
4000 to seek out the highest quality overpriced bulbs with optional colors available at additional cost.
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