No more rushing to the elevator and go outside in the cold to have a quick puff then to the restroom to wash the stinkin' ciggy fingers during a 5 min break!!!
- No smoke or ashes in my eyes. Vapor don't burn my eyes and no ashes to worry about, so I can drive with both eyes open which is a good thing.
Or when you are drunk at a bonfire party and you are using a book of matches to light a cigarette, and the wind is blowing so you are cupping your hands and you are so drunk you don't realize you are still holding the book of matches, and you get a match lit and cup your hands and the match catches the other matches in the book you have in your hand and the whole thing goes up in flames and burns the hell out of your hand.Y'know, I perversely miss the freak accidents that go with smoking...
Or when you are drunk at a bonfire party and you are using a book of matches to light a cigarette, and the wind is blowing so you are cupping your hands and you are so drunk you don't realize you are still holding the book of matches, and you get a match lit and cup your hands and the match catches the other matches in the book you have in your hand and the whole thing goes up in flames and burns the hell out of your hand.
Yeah, I miss those too!!
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