I'm not even gonna tell you what all I got today, I'm not prepared for visitors!!
*looks over shoulder ... scans the area ... cups hands to mouth and calls out softly* ... "pssssst .... Brandon ... hey Brandon ... ma teleporter is out of commission ... So I promise I won't be making a visit ... it's safe to tell me what you got ... really it is ... and Brandon ... the superduper kick dupa Super Sonic Jet is at the shop getting a refit and service so seriously ... won't be making it from Australia today"
... *looks about conspiratorially* ... "Brandon ... Hey Brandon ... so come on ... spill it" ... *makes an exaggerated wink, wink and nudge, nudge* ... waits expectantly