The Official "I Got Nothing Coming In the Mail" Thread

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CommaHolly

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well,,,,,,,,,,

I DO have two packages coming in the mail,,,,,,,

BUTTTTTTTTTT,,listen to my sob story,,,,,the only reason I have them coming is because I ordered a Vamo from Fasttech in August,,,,,

I never got it,,,,,,,,,

so after 8 weeks, I asked for a refund,,,,,,,,

they refunded me with a gift certificate. sigh.

so of course I HAD TO order,,,,,,,,

what choice did I have?
 

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IMPORTANT NOTICE

Dear Members & Former Members,

The committee, hereinafter referred to simply as "the committee" has retained the services of Mr. S. Claus as our Director of Member Compliance.

Mr. Claus comes to us with strong credentials for knowing who has been naughty and who has been nice.

Mr. Claus also has an extensive global shipment monitoring system at his disposal.

If you have any questions about member compliance, please drop a note to Mr. S. Claus. I'm sure you have the address.

Thank you.

The Committee
 

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Hear Ye ! Hear Ye !

Orderers and Non-orderers UNITE

In the spirit of the season, and because of the early demise of the "Orderers Club", the committee has established a program to allow the Orderers to join our tanks in harmony!

Let us vape!

The program is called "Orderers Anonymous" and is a simple 12-step program of rehabilitation and repentance. Once they complete the program, and a 3 month voluntary abstinence program, Orderers will once again become productive members of society and welcomed here.

All hail the committee!


Welcome vapors, even the Orderers and noobs, you too have your story.

And special thanks to Edward Snowden for hacking the Orderers thread to bring peace upon the land.

Vape in harmony my friends.
 

SissySpike

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Hear Ye ! Hear Ye !

Orderers and Non-orderers UNITE

In the spirit of the season, and because of the early demise of the "Orderers Club", the committee has established a program to allow the Orderers to join our tanks in harmony!

Let us vape!

The program is called "Orderers Anonymous" and is a simple 12-step program of rehabilitation and repentance. Once they complete the program, and a 3 month voluntary abstinence program, Orderers will once again become productive members of society and welcomed here.

All hail the committee!


Welcome vapors, even the Orderers and noobs, you too have your story.

And special thanks to Edward Snowden for hacking the Orderers thread to bring peace upon the land.

Vape in harmony my friends.

I knew it! MR Clause is a commie thats why he wears red! Being in cahoots with Snowden proves it!!! All of his gift giving is nothing more than wealth redistribution!!!!!!!
 
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