The Perfect PV/Mod

[Vermonster13]

After painstaking research I have the qualities that would make-up the perfect mod/pv.

Perfect mod.

Indestructible
Intelligent (can automatically set itself to the perfect voltage for every juice and perfect hit)
Free
Comfortable (fits hand perfectly)
Stealth mode (is invisible in places not allowing vaping)
Always full of whatever juice you crave at any time.
Transformable (can change shape or color to stay "new" feeling and to fit mood)
Can't be lost or misplaced.

So now the modders can get right on this and assure themselves of a hit.

(Warning this thread may contain traces of sarcasm)

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

Oh, I have one of those! But you can't see it...cause it's in stealth mode.

 

[JudgeVape]

I would also like one where the atomizer can be replaced with an included set of drill bits for the occasional home repair task.

 

[Vermonster13]

The atomizer is self repairing silly.

 

[WomanOfHeart]

You don't want a PV. You want a Transformer!

 

[Vermonster13]

I think vaping on a Transformer is illegal in most of the galaxy though I hear they do enjoy it. LOL

 

[JudgeVape]

A universal translator/babelfish mode would also be cool. That way I can find out what those surly waiters at my favorite Vietnamese restaurant are saying about me.

 

[fallon74]

I'm defiantly on board with your mod requirements.....LOL

 

[tfbncc]

You forgot the built in cell phone powered by Android

 

[cskent]

We need settings for changing nic strength and flavor on the fly as long as we're at it.

 

[techtony]

with all the things it could do it would have to be powered by unobtainium!

 

[cskent]

Unobtainium, I've heard about that new compound. It's the one that they're using in button cells that are infinitely rechargeable, take 10 seconds to recharge, and have a 23.5 mega watt hour capacity. Right?

 

[Goldenkobold]

You forgot the built in cell phone powered by Android

no he didn't...the PERFECT mod would be an iphone app in addition to all the above features.

 

[techtony]

yeah, and able to reach 1.21 jigawatts!!