the squirrel eats the beaver at midnight...

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Calaban

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Evelyn, a modified dog
Viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily
Draped across the piano, with some surprise

In the darkened room
Where the chairs dismayed
And the horrible curtains
Muffled the rain
She could hardly believe her eyes

A curious breeze
A garlic breath
Which sounded like a snore
Somewhere near the Steinway (or even from within)
Had caused the doily fringe to waft & tremble in the gloom

Evelyn, a dog, having undergone
Further modification
Pondered the significance of short-person behavior
In pedal-depressed panchromatic resonance
And other highly ambient domains...

Arf she said

Here Fido!!!
 

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cat licking vomit on a polka dot ceiling fan
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do you ever get the feeling that your eyes are falling out and your brain is a movie theatre that has no orange carpet no I haven't taken acid and I haven't gotten into a big car accident with my brains on the windshield I'm sorry
 

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I can hear you!!!! who is there? who is watching me?? are you reading this? i'm picking up movement in the northeast corner...... It's YOU!!!!!!! i can see you thru your monitor. I bet you think this is funny and all. Watching me as if your god as i run around in circles and feeding on baked beans.... WELL IT"S ALL I HAVE LEFT. screw you guys you can keep your cheesecake and SODA!! and don't ever stop watching me with those little beadie eyes of yours thru your fancy monitor. cause when you least expect it i'll be gone. never to return then what will you do with your DOWNTIME!!! That's right you'll be real bored when i'm gone. EAT IT
 

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Mac

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All up in your grill..
ad naseum, stir, serve chilled. My twist of lime tastes like sour defeat. I have poisoned the hand that feeds and now it craves more! Are you still here? I thought I told you to hoard red meat! Remember it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the spade weilded by his gravedigging caretaker!
 

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The oil slicks have grown since cold, and feathers dance to rolling masks. I used to stable grown feathered vinyl, but now question buckle stance ripples. Foxes know, tape is whirling; around this time aluminum sticks to smooth grapes. That is all, that the wrinkled let us know. Photons dance, in the stream.. Yet here we are, dreaming of running.
 
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