The Womper Woom OR You Might Be A Modwomper

[TrollDragon]

This made me chuckle, my 4 KFL's are idd collecting dust, what is worse is two of them are authentic,
Mainly now on my Chalice, Veritas and Derringer, If I do use a tank, the Ruzgar gets the luv atm, so much choice!



I can barely see and handle a single coil properly with my huge hands, let alone a quad! I am in denial, approaching middle age soon!, so, no, i don't need glasses

The Ruzgar... Is that the odd kayfun style atty, where the topcap unscrews the chimney sometimes when you go to refill it?

Glasses are not needed when you have one of these...
OptiVISOR

Then you can stay in denial like I do, claiming the work is very intricate and requires magnification.

 

[TrollDragon]

All these Kayfuns sitting in a drawer could be put to use...
I run a home for unloved and unwanted atty's.

 

[roxynoodle]

This made me chuckle, my 4 KFL's are idd collecting dust, what is worse is two of them are authentic,
Mainly now on my Chalice, Veritas and Derringer, If I do use a tank, the Ruzgar gets the luv atm, so much choice!



I can barely see and handle a single coil properly with my huge hands, let alone a quad! I am in denial, approaching middle age soon!, so, no, i don't need glasses

I just bought my first set of reading glasses, but I did that without them somehow! I was thinking I really should get a lighted magnifier before attempting such a thing. I keep meaning to get one from Hobby Lobby, and keep forgetting. Because your memory goes, too, when you're middleaged.

I have giant man hands and bad arthritis. Seriously, I'm a 5'4" woman who weighs under 120lbs now due to pancreatitis, and I wear a man's size L in gloves. No women's gloves fit me.

Here's the sad part. Come winter, I won't be able to wrap a coil for jack between the arthritis and Raynaud's. I bought a clone coil master last year and it sucked. So all winter I had to deal with wrapping the worst coils ever seen. And here in July I pulled off that build

 

[AndriaD]

I just bought my first set of reading glasses, but I did that without them somehow! I was thinking I really should get a lighted magnifier before attempting such a thing. I keep meaning to get one from Hobby Lobby, and keep forgetting. Because your memory goes, too, when you're middleaged.

I have giant man hands and bad arthritis. Seriously, I'm a 5'4" woman who weighs under 120lbs now due to pancreatitis, and I wear a man's size L in gloves. No women's gloves fit me.

Here's the sad part. Come winter, I won't be able to wrap a coil for jack between the arthritis and Raynaud's. I bought a clone coil master last year and it sucked. So all winter I had to deal with wrapping the worst coils ever seen. And here in July I pulled off that build

Women's gloves or hats never fit me... I have large hands and VERY long fingers... men's medium will work ok, for gloves, but usually I stick with large. But women's hats? HAH! I wear a size 8 hat. I understand NOW why my grandfather called me "punkin head."

Andria

 

[roxynoodle]

Women's gloves or hats never fit me... I have large hands and VERY long fingers... men's medium will work ok, for gloves, but usually I stick with large. But women's hats? HAH! I wear a size 8 hat. I understand NOW why my grandfather called me "punkin head."

Andria

Apparantly I have a big head, too. My friends wear XS or S in motorcycle helmets and I wear M. And size 10 shoes.

 

[AndriaD]

Apparantly I have a big head, too. My friends wear XS or S in motorcycle helmets and I wear M. And size 10 shoes.

God yes... I wore a size 8 until after I had a kid... then it seemed to start creeping up. Now I wear a 9 -- usually... but I just washed my white tennies and I'm wishing I'd gotten a 9 1/2! My feet are LONG... and long toes too, just like my long fingers. I've never been able to wear open-toe shoes, my toes hang over the edge!

Andria

 

[KattMamma]

Women's gloves or hats never fit me... I have large hands and VERY long fingers... men's medium will work ok, for gloves, but usually I stick with large. But women's hats? HAH! I wear a size 8 hat. I understand NOW why my grandfather called me "punkin head."

Andria

I have a "fat head" too... we need bigger skulls for our bigger brains, right?

 

[AndriaD]

I have a "fat head" too... we need bigger skulls for our bigger brains, right?

Exactly right!!! That's what my son says..."My hairline is NOT receding, my brain is growing!" ROFL!!

Andria

 

[roxynoodle]

I do use my toes for fingers. I can pick up all kinds of things and hand them to myself. My sister says I'm a freak and have fingers for toes, but hey, its convenient.

 

[AndriaD]

I do use my toes for fingers. I can pick up all kinds of things and hand them to myself. My sister says I'm a freak and have fingers for toes, but hey, its convenient.

Heh.. my husband does that... I tell him he has "prehensile" toes. But if I move my toes for anything except walking, they cramp -- sometimes even from walking!

Andria

 

[roxynoodle]

Mine might be not only pprehensile but prehistoric. Some of my toes are webbed

 

[ReigntheGamer]

Happy Friday Wompers!!! It's not a criminal offense for a cat to eat your bacon.

Emergency Call: 'My Cat Ate My Bacon!'

 

[QU1T]

The Ruzgar... Is that the odd Kayfun style atty, where the topcap unscrews the chimney sometimes when you go to refill it?

Yes!
Rüzgar by Highwind — Smokeless Smoking

Great atty for flavor, but most def. has its flaws,
I remove the plastic top element, and due to condensation, a slight layer of juice sits there, adding to the flavor big time, IMO.

 

[roxynoodle]

Happy Friday Wompers!!! It's not a criminal offense for a cat to eat your bacon.

Emergency Call: 'My Cat Ate My Bacon!'

Quote of the day, "Sir, we don't arrest cats.". LOL!

 

[ReigntheGamer]

Quote of the day, "Sir, we don't arrest cats.". LOL!

I heard that on the radio on the way into work this morning and got a great laugh out of it to start my Friday. Glad I could share it.

My favorite was probably,"Who do you want to press charges against, your girlfriend or the cat?"

 

[jseah]

I do use my toes for fingers. I can pick up all kinds of things and hand them to myself. My sister says I'm a freak and have fingers for toes, but hey, its convenient.

My wife can do that. She can actually pinch you just using her toes.

 

[AndriaD]

My wife can do that. She can actually pinch you just using her toes.

That's a game that my husband has played with me, and with our son... "Toe's gonna get you!"

Andria

 

[Ryedan]

Glasses are not needed when you have one of these...
OptiVISOR

Then you can stay in denial like I do, claiming the work is very intricate and requires magnification.

I also bought an Optivisor a little while back to replace my first cheap magnifier witch had a broken headband. I added this LED light to it. It adds a bit of weight but the light is so good it's worth it to me. Great combo.

Plus my wife says I look like an alien when I wear it

 

[Ryedan]

Happy Friday Wompers!!! It's not a criminal offense for a cat to eat your bacon.

Emergency Call: 'My Cat Ate My Bacon!'

That is priceless . There are also some other 'winners' further down the page.

 

[ReigntheGamer]

That is priceless . There are also some other 'winners' further down the page.

For sure! I love ridiculous 911/999 calls. I could listen to them ll day trying to figure out how in the wide wide world of sports the light bulb came on suggesting calling the cops over something so dumb. I have learned that if you listen to their speech alcohol being a contributing factor is a good place to start.