No, but the snacks thing is right on target -- our son kept our living room looking like a derelict lived there or something, with all the empty soda cans and chip bags.

Thank god we didn't use that room for anything else!
I'm glad you're so happy about the papers being signed. As big a train wreck as my 1st marriage was, when I got the notice that the divorce was final, I admit I shed a few tears, even though I was living with the man who is now my husband; it just made me feel like a failure at something really important.
Just glad I finally found my other half, who lets me be just who I am, and apparently loves me to death -- he put up with the cigarette stink for 27 yrs!
Andria