I knew that.

I getz confuzd sumtimes...
This morning I had a total panic attack. I was vaping my wonderful Hazelnut Caramel Cupcake on my pretty mauve iJoy Solo Mini and got a blank hit. No heat, no vapor, no nuthin. I looked at the screen and it said "Power off" but I said, "What do you MEAN power off, I didn't turn you off!" So I 5-clicked it to turn it back on and nothing happened. Three times I tried to turn it back on, and got nothing.

My heart was racing and my blood pressure was spiking, and then I thought, maybe there's a hair between the battery and the connection or something, so I popped the battery out and back in and it turned on just fine and has been performing flawlessly ever since. I never saw a hair or any other kind of debris in there, so maybe it was just a fluke, but it scared me. This thing is only a month or two old, and it's my very favorite mod (because of the shape and color, it's a gurl thing

). It better not try to be bad again, or I will have to speak harshly to it.