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The World According to Stretchpants-A compilation by FV

Discussion in 'Copper Creek' started by FlyingV, Jul 2, 2013.

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  1. stretchpants

    stretchpants ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    I guess FV is out looking for her ceiling fixture. She shouldn't be long.There's only one hardware store in WI.
     
  2. stretchpants

    stretchpants ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Am I karen? You know Karen the friend no one likes.They all hide when they see her coming and pretend not to see her?
     
  3. stretchpants

    stretchpants ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Yes it was a twister.The house fell on my sister. I did manage to grab her shoes before she shriveled up though.


     
  4. stretchpants

    stretchpants ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    I thought you died... takes shoes off...hands them over...dammit
     
  5. stretchpants

    stretchpants ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    When my husband and I take to the dance floor I sit down and watch in amazement.
    1-He has no clue I sat back down
    2-He hurts someone or himself in the 2 minutes he's out there.
     
  6. stretchpants

    stretchpants ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Happens to me A LOT. especially when I do flash mobbing by myself at the local grocery store.

     
  7. stretchpants

    stretchpants ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    True.See? I set the bread on fire next to the door to warm it up and then took the milk to douse the flames. I'm sooo glad I had them.It was quite fortuitous.

     
  8. stretchpants

    stretchpants ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    You made my eyeballs roll to the back of my head.They were stuck there for 30 seconds thank you very much.

     
  9. stretchpants

    stretchpants ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    I'm here. I was upstairs for two hours getting p!ssed off at the Nazi's
    stretchysisterwoodenheadprovaripants(ofnazareth)

     
  10. stretchpants

    stretchpants ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Yes. All silver lame' please. It's a formal event.
    Stretchysisterwoodenheadprovaripantsofnazareth


     
  11. stretchpants

    stretchpants ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Really? O.K. so where exactly do we hang it from? Are you getting the lanyard?Because I can't get that one. I have my keys around my neck,my glasses,my going steady ring.A skull necklace,some time release Excedrin in a bottle.My post office box key and a small dagger I use for chipping away ice on the mailbox...I'd do the belt thing but I can't find my belt.
    Dammit he has skull conchos.I need one of these.Maybe I can get one that straps to your ankle.I have 2 ankles So I can carry 2 at all times. I'll have to e-mail him.


    QUOTE=FlyingV;5107297]provari jammies. Butt flap optional. SerenityGear Leather[/QUOTE]
     
  12. stretchpants

    stretchpants ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    I don't want to be verified. I might find I'm not the somebody that I think I was or am or will be.
     
  13. stretchpants

    stretchpants ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    I'm not verifiable but I am certifiable...walking away with my hand mirror...
     
  14. stretchpants

    stretchpants ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    You have a good time with that James. I like video games too.I'm really good at Space Invaders. My Atari is sitting next to the T.V. every ready. I'm on stage 4.I may play some tonight as a matter of fact.

     
  15. stretchpants

    stretchpants ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    I really do play Space Invaders in my spare time which if I recall was around 1988 sometime.Hence the reason I am only on level 4.
    Stretchysisterwoodenheadprovaripinacoladapantstheprettiestofnazareth.

     
  16. stretchpants

    stretchpants ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Hahaha I can't open a pop bottle. I'd solder the Provari to my face.


     
  17. stretchpants

    stretchpants ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Do they have fish??Nothin better than chocolate fish. It's on...

     
  18. stretchpants

    stretchpants ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Dear Mr. FV.
    The gauntlet is down..I will have to take the 23 mile trip to Golden Coral to dip my fish in the chocolate Fountain.
    I am sincerely looking forward to this opportunity.Will bring back pics and maybe a video.
    In other news....
    I GOT VAPE MAIL!!!!! CC VAPE MAIL!!!!! A VAT ofPINA COLADA
    CAKE,BANANANANANA,a sample size CCC,HONEYSUCKLE, and an African Tribal Dance in a bottle. WOOOOOOT.
    Oh OH Oh Thank You Mr.FV for the included note. I never let them steep.I drink them right out of the mailbox.
    WOOOOTTTTT!!!!!
     
  19. efirdj

    efirdj ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Sep 16, 2011
    Clover, SC
    I havent laughed like that in a long time. Thank you FV!
     
  20. FlyingV

    FlyingV ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Supporting member
    As you can see, it's going to take a bit of doing to find all these gems. Please feel free to add any that you find!
     
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