The World According to Stretchpants-A compilation by FV

[stretchpants]

I guess FV is out looking for her ceiling fixture. She shouldn't be long.There's only one hardware store in WI.

 

[stretchpants]

Am I karen? You know Karen the friend no one likes.They all hide when they see her coming and pretend not to see her?

 

[stretchpants]

Yes it was a twister.The house fell on my sister. I did manage to grab her shoes before she shriveled up though.

Why, has it gone missing? Did a tornado blow through Ohio?

 

[stretchpants]

I thought you died... takes shoes off...hands them over...dammit

 

[stretchpants]

When my husband and I take to the dance floor I sit down and watch in amazement.
1-He has no clue I sat back down
2-He hurts someone or himself in the 2 minutes he's out there.

 

[stretchpants]

Happens to me A LOT. especially when I do flash mobbing by myself at the local grocery store.

Why do I get the feeling that if anyone could actually SEE your thoughts, they would run away screaming and laughing at the same time?

 

[stretchpants]

True.See? I set the bread on fire next to the door to warm it up and then took the milk to douse the flames. I'm sooo glad I had them.It was quite fortuitous.

Oh, and Stretchy, as I was reading about you being frozen into your house all I could think was "Good thing she has milk and bread"

 

[stretchpants]

You made my eyeballs roll to the back of my head.They were stuck there for 30 seconds thank you very much.

I was waiting for that!

 

[stretchpants]

I'm here. I was upstairs for two hours getting p!ssed off at the Nazi's
stretchysisterwoodenheadprovaripants(ofnazareth)

Evening everyone!

bliss, sorry you have to wait another day for your ProVari, but I'm glad today was a better one for you.

I need a nap.

And where did stretchysisterwoodenheadprovaripants(ofnazareth) get to?

 

[stretchpants]

Yes. All silver lame' please. It's a formal event.
Stretchysisterwoodenheadprovaripantsofnazareth

*waves* hi!

 

[stretchpants]

Really? O.K. so where exactly do we hang it from? Are you getting the lanyard?Because I can't get that one. I have my keys around my neck,my glasses,my going steady ring.A skull necklace,some time release Excedrin in a bottle.My post office box key and a small dagger I use for chipping away ice on the mailbox...I'd do the belt thing but I can't find my belt.
Dammit he has skull conchos.I need one of these.Maybe I can get one that straps to your ankle.I have 2 ankles So I can carry 2 at all times. I'll have to e-mail him.


QUOTE=FlyingV;5107297]provari jammies. .... flap optional. SerenityGear Leather[/QUOTE]

 

[stretchpants]

I don't want to be verified. I might find I'm not the somebody that I think I was or am or will be.

 

[stretchpants]

I'm not verifiable but I am certifiable...walking away with my hand mirror...

 

[stretchpants]

You have a good time with that James. I like video games too.I'm really good at Space Invaders. My Atari is sitting next to the T.V. every ready. I'm on stage 4.I may play some tonight as a matter of fact.

Mancave time!!! I beat Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood last night!!!! Time to start Assassin's Creed:Revelations!

 

[stretchpants]

I really do play Space Invaders in my spare time which if I recall was around 1988 sometime.Hence the reason I am only on level 4.
Stretchysisterwoodenheadprovaripinacoladapantstheprettiestofnazareth.

I still have an antique atari.My fave was kaboom.Mine stored in the closet.No time always on the forums.

 

[stretchpants]

Hahaha I can't open a pop bottle. I'd solder the Provari to my face.

Yikes,.so it pulled out the 510 connector. You'll gave to ship it off unless you happen to have another connector laying around and you're handy with a soldering iron.

 

[stretchpants]

Do they have fish??Nothin better than chocolate fish. It's on...

But.... he now throws down the gauntlet. You, Miss Stretchysisterwoodenheadprovaripinacoladapantstheprettiestofnazareth must go to Golden Corral and dip AND eat a piece of fish. Game on toots.

 

[stretchpants]

Dear Mr. FV.
The gauntlet is down..I will have to take the 23 mile trip to Golden Coral to dip my fish in the chocolate Fountain.
I am sincerely looking forward to this opportunity.Will bring back pics and maybe a video.
In other news....
I GOT VAPE MAIL!!!!! CC VAPE MAIL!!!!! A VAT ofPINA COLADA
CAKE,BANANANANANA,a sample size CCC,HONEYSUCKLE, and an African Tribal Dance in a bottle. WOOOOOOT.
Oh OH Oh Thank You Mr.FV for the included note. I never let them steep.I drink them right out of the mailbox.
WOOOOTTTTT!!!!!

 

[efirdj]

I havent laughed like that in a long time. Thank you FV!

 

[FlyingV]

As you can see, it's going to take a bit of doing to find all these gems. Please feel free to add any that you find!