Things people worry about...

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Cookster

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My best friend's, aunt's, sister's, Hairstylist's, mechanic had mushrooms growing in his lungs from Cauliflower, I ate some deep fried Cauliflower last night at the bowling alley. Do I need to worry? I dipped it in lots of ranch dressing. Am I going to make it?

Did you check to see if the ranch dressing had diacetyl? Could be a problem...
 

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Dear Dr. DC2-Phil.... Or perhaps his assistant Nurse Ocelot....

I recently got hot cauliflower in my eye, should I lick my eyelids to help? Hurry please I'm in peril.

You have to rub them with your elbow. Only surface on the human body with enough friction to get stuff like that out.
 

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I feel like crap. Am I getting enough nicotine?

Yes. Unless no.

I was shaking my ProTank and liquid dripped on my arm. Am I going to die?

Eventually.

If I can't take NSAIDS what am I supposed to use for arthritis?

The other ones.

What exactly is an extra virgin?

It's complicated. Do you have CAD software and a high powered workstation?
 

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Should I start worrying about being passively cauliflowered?

Stay out of those kinds of bars.

With the eating habits of some people, I can easily see 59g worth of cauliflower particles getting suspended in the atmosphere. Any ill effects or preventative measures?

It's a complete myth cauliflower does this. Broccoli, however, has been known to stay in the air for weeks at a time. Which is why people use heavy cheese sauces to keep it on the plate.
 

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^^^^^There is it on the Internet, so it's true. Every single person who's ever vaped is going to die.

And you can't put it on the Internet if it's not true.

But try to tell my bank that. I posted "I am richer than Bill Gates" but they refuse to honor it.

It's so 20th century of them to expect me to make a deposit!
 

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Even those who didn't vape, making them all vaping related deaths.

Untrue!

Did you know that every person that has ever died was exposed to dihydrogen monoxide? The stuff is so dangerous, a spill in Alberta Canada resulted in the evacuation of tens of thousands! Calgary may take ten years to recover and suffered losses of over a billion.

That stuff is deadly!!!
 

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Untrue!

Did you know that every person that has ever died was exposed to dihydrogen monoxide? The stuff is so dangerous, a spill in Alberta Canada resulted in the evacuation of tens of thousands! Calgary may take ten years to recover and suffered losses of over a billion.

That stuff is deadly!!!

I was just about to post that!!! I can't believe this one has been under the radar for so long. Talk about the reach of Big Pharm! Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division - dihydrogen monoxide info
 

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I was just about to post that!!! I can't believe this one has been under the radar for so long. Talk about the reach of Big Pharm! Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division - dihydrogen monoxide info

I know! Not long ago we had a terrible dihydrogen monoxide spill in San Antonio. Shut the city down! What worries me is they say the stuff is in every house in the US and all of us have been exposed. I understand our own government recommends people drink it regularly while knowing it corrodes metal!

Wake up sheeple!!!!!
 

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I've seen it recommended by numerous folks right here on ECF. In fact I've seen folks telling new folks to at least double the amount they drink. :facepalm: :D

Shoot....I've even been known to use it to steam my cauliflower..

Steaming cauliflower? Did you know that can release particles per million????
 
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