Things You Can Say While Vaping, But Not While Having Sex

[ProfBrad12]

At risk of becoming "unfunny list guy" I thought we could have some fun thinking of "Things You Can Say While vaping, But Not While Having Sex." Enjoy...

1. "I packed two spare batteries."
2. "Try my Volt."
3. "I've saved so much money by doing this."
4. "Under the right conditions, I can produce tons of vapor."
5. "I used to do this alone, but then my mom joined me."
6. "Oh man, the juice spilled everywhere."
7. "How was the throat hit?"
8. "Nice drip tip."
9. "I'll give you so much joy, you'll spell it with an extra 'e'..."
10. "I like mine shipped from China."
11. "Which burns less - vertical or horizontal?"
12. "I can't wait to share this on the forum."
13. "You can thank Taryn for that maneuver."
14. "It always works better after using pure grain alcohol."
15. "Wowboy."

Of course, I expect you guys to make mine look crappier than they already are. Go to it.

 

[thughes]

I think its over saturated. Ha ha dang cartos.

 

[uba egar320]

Or "I need to adjust my post so it makes contact"

 

[thughes]

Is it supposed to be gurgling like that?

 

[Pokerchix]

or
"Is that the only juice you have?"

 

[moonlessnight]

Lol I especially like 5, 7, 8, and 10

 

[lynleestar]

you flooded it~!


did you dry burn it to get the primer out?

 

[Pokerchix]

Is it supposed to be gurgling like that?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just feel out of my chair HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

 

[uba egar320]

EEEW! I got juice in my mouth!<----(Although that one has been used both ways, I'm guessing it would be a deal breaker in the sac lol)

 

[thughes]

Ha ha this is awesome lets keep it going!

 

[bladebarrier]

Does size really matter?

 

[thughes]

Gross it tastes like crab juice!

 

[Beans]

Did you wash the condoms?

 

[classwife]

If liquid is stuck in the tip, give it a little blow.....

 

[Pokerchix]

Ya'll are killing me!!!!!!!!!!! I am doing a poker class, trying to teach these folks how to play freakin poker and I keep laughing!! THEY ARE GOING TO ASK FOR THEIR MONEY BACK BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM LAUGHING AT THEM!!!!

 

[thughes]

Did you wash the condoms?

Did you put the condoms on before putting it in your drawer?

 

[clavit]

Did you wash the condoms?

yeah, but i found a hole in one of them, so i can't reuse it anymore!

 

[bladebarrier]

How do you stop it from leaking out of the little hole?

If I mod it, will it work better?

Which end do you fill it from?

 

[incantius]

do you drip fill or use a condom?

 

[thughes]

Is that vacuum sealed?