Things You Can Say While Vaping, But Not While Having Sex

[mangoon]

When I use it in public people always stop me and ask me what it is.

 

[WalksWithWiFi]

i have to polish this thing at least 3 times a day...

 

[GIMike]

do you mind if i read my book while we do this?

 

[bladebarrier]

Do you have a napkin? I missed the hole.

 

[ProfBrad12]

And to think I was worried people might get offended...

...You guys rock.

 

[WalksWithWiFi]

hold on, i got to let it cool down

 

[izabella]

It's not what it looks like. See...it comes apart.

 

[LibertariaNate]

You're leaking sticky juice...

 

[bladebarrier]

And to think I was worried people might get offended...

...You guys rock.

Gotta be 18 to suck on these.

 

[incantius]

i gave up the shorties & went for the XL...

 

[GIMike]

I'm so glad you decided to share this experience with me. Now if only we could get your Mom and Dad to join us....

 

[AG51]

Do you have a napkin? I missed the hole.

I've heard that before

 

[WalksWithWiFi]

i break it down to its base components at night

 

[incantius]

whaddya mean i need to sand it off???

 

[AG51]

How many attachments can I use on this thing ?

 

[mangoon]

Is it safe to do it around the kids?

 

[incantius]

you can never have too many batteries

 

[bladebarrier]

How many attachments can I use on this thing ?

It depends if you're a paying member.

 

[WalksWithWiFi]

i am going to need an adaptor..

 

[GIMike]

put that down and check out this new electric contraption i got in the mail, you'll never want to go back to the old way ever again!