Things You Can Say While Vaping, But Not While Having Sex

[bladebarrier]

"I suck on this thing all day long"

I'm pretty sure that's ok to say during sex. Just saying

 

[hazmattack]

Darn, flooded again.

 

[jj2]

I found the greatest filler---my own hair. You all have just got to try this!!!

 

[uba egar320]

I'm pretty sure that's ok to say during sex. Just saying

+100000000000

 

[PKZap27]

You know, I learned how to do this from the girl/guy at the mall Kiosk!

 

[clavit]

"I don't care if it's illegal in several states. I like it and i'm gonna keep doing it!"

 

[ProfBrad12]

My dear lord...

(Can someone explain why this would have been better in the Lounge? I'm still a newbie...)

 

[uba egar320]

I woke up with a whistle tip stuck to my face. (has happened more than once)

 

[incantius]

to clean it properly you'll need a turkey baster

 

[jj2]

"I don't care if it's illegal in several states. I like it and i'm gonna keep doing it!"

Pry it from my cold dead fingers!

 

[uba egar320]

Blow it out into a paper towel

 

[dormouse]

This is so nice and small.

Darn I'm out of juice.

What is that burnt taste?

 

[uba egar320]

My tank has a crack in it

 

[ScottB]

I'll get to you later honey... right now I'm stalking the mailman.

 

[uba egar320]

My button is stuck

 

[Pokerchix]

I'm pretty sure that's ok to say during sex. Just saying

Oh yea HAHAHA....Sorry my mind went the other way ROFL

 

[uba egar320]

My protected battery is to long

 

[uba egar320]

Oh yea HAHAHA....Sorry my mind went the other way ROFL

Honest mistake....carry on...no really

 

[uba egar320]

Have you tried a dry-burn?

 

[Pokerchix]

i woke up with a whistle tip stuck to my face. (has happened more than once)

hahahahahaha