OK , so  my  juice is green , it wont  stain your teeth , Honest !!
Careful , my last  girlfriend chipped her tooth on  my  tip . 
It comes in soooo many flavors !
Will it stain if it  gets on  my  clothes ? (apologies to Bill  and Monica) . 
Im  afraid if I get it wet , it  will  blow up  in  my  face ! ( ALWAYS use protected batteries !!)
You might need to  use both hands to  get it to  work  right .
Dont you  hate it when it falls out of your pocket in Church?