sometimes I'm guilty of thinking people can read my mind
I knew you were going to say that.
sometimes I'm guilty of thinking people can read my mind
But, doggies never leak."
I think I invented the Gaposis disease! <BLUSH>! (then cured it) teehee.![]()
I got to bed late (Christmas party) it turned out fine (Christmas party) it was my husband's birthday (discovered and announced at Christmas party.) Oh well, everyone knows I'm a ditz. I truly wish he'd WARN me a day before LOUDLY so I don't forget that is what *I* do. I suck.
Oh, my crazy head boss asked how long we'd been together and I said 16 years; the husband corrected me "17 years at a pig roast." There was conversation about that, and I said, "Yep, I was there, with a kid and everything, I was like a Barbie, with accessories."
Fortunately, big boss married a chick with two kids. I did myself proud. Oy.
He was kind of nice we played that awful game where you trade presents and like, I opened a snow globe at one point, (sometimes the packaging was misleading) and started to jump up and down, giggling, "It totally is as snow globe!" (I have never owned one.) Head boss seemed to find it amusing and told me, "I think that is for you."
We also had to introduce ourselves and spouses. I thought mine could, but I guess not. I had to introduce him too.
Never let it be said that I do not know how to liven up a party. I do. It helps that I'm still fairly hot when I get all dressed up, (maybe that is my own estimation but yeah spanxs and everything so. ..)
The food was like, edible, but barely. Very posh, barely edible.
This is why I hate these things. LOL.
So much to do I am SERIOUSLY waiting for my meds to kick in then it's snuff all day and doing what I don't want. No atomizers got purchased either. Oh well. Just letting my meds and coffee kick in, I also dropped not ONE but TWO cups of full coffee this is why I need like, schedules.
At least it is over.
Soon, very soon I will get busy I HAVE to.
Anna
{SCREECHING HALT}
Wait! Back up, please.
17 years you've been together and yesterday you discovered that his birthday is December 8th? Did I follow that correctly?
Had it not occurred to him to share that information, Idunno, maybe 15-16 years ago?![]()
Well, shame on HIM then, no?![]()
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YOU know how the doggySTYLE never leaks and you can juggle it? Basically? Mine leaked all over (not in thankfully) my new Dicodes.
I do blame myself I mean I was in a rush recoiling it to come home and eve as I rewicked it I was like,, "Meh, this is not great. But, doggies never leak."
I have found my white Elephant present at least. It's a bunch of birdhouses you can build with kids like 20 of them.? The instructions are missing though.
So, it's kindling or like wood origami for those who are interested. I will put in a note that says "Build birdcages.. Instructions are missing." Just so whoever gets it will be super frustrated for a while, I know I was.
MUST ATTAIN readiness!
Anna
After 32 years of marriage my wife still struggles to remember my birth date. Nowadays she's often right on her first guess, so I guess we're bonding!
it was my husband's birthday (discovered and announced at Christmas party.) Oh well, everyone knows I'm a ditz. I truly wish he'd WARN me a day before LOUDLY so I don't forget that is what *I* do.
I try to cancel my birthday due to lack of interest.
Just do what the gals do, make up a number that seems vaguely reasonableI wished I could cancel my BDay only I never remember when it is to be able to cancel it.... That's not the biggest problem though. The biggest problem is whenever I am informed that it is my birthday, then I don't know how old I am.
Just do what the gals do, make up a number that seems vaguely reasonable. My mom claimed to be 39 so long, my dad threw her a 20th anniversary party for her “birthday age”
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You can always tell them you’re 90... they’ll gasp, “D@mn, you look INCREDIBLE for your age!!!”LOL … yeah good idea…. The only thing I can say is "it sucks to get old"