Tootle Puffers, Part Three! (The Sequel of the Redux)

Rangertrix

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I'm thinking maybe a bank of Bus Batteries! :eek:

Working on a bank of locomotive batteries loaded into my kids old radio flyers tied to my waist so I can pull them in a "train" and still be hands free for the constant dripping from the five gallon bucket of e liquid.
No, one in my entire town will ever have a nic fit again!
See, I did this for them, not myself. 'Cause that's the kinda guy I am. Oh, screw them! I'm just gonna connect it to a hazmat suit I can wear!
 

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:offtopic: Anyone ever come home and have your wife ask you why you messed up the bed after she made it this morning, and you glance over and see little paw prints all up and down the comforter; and just know that that little bast$@d of a cat is laying on the couch in living room laughing his .... off?
 

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I can make you one, but I'm gonna need some coat hangers, a BIG RDA, a case of red bull, every season of Zena on DVD, and a ton of hot pockets!

I have all of that except the red bull. To icy here to go out and get you some today.
 

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I have all of that except the red bull. To icy here to go out and get you some today.

My oldest daughter sent my wife and I a video yesterday from the balcony of her apartment (she moved to South Dakota about 7months ago) of it snowing like mad entitled "Spring? My ....!"
They got close to six inches of snow yesterday and last night.
I say "balcony" like it's a high rise, lol. She lives on the 4th floor in the biggest city in South Dakota.........
The tallest building is 5 stories....... LOL!
 

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I have all of that except the red bull. To icy here to go out and get you some today.

I find it hard to believe it's too icy. You Canucks drive really well in the snow and ice, I was pleasantly surprised the last time I drove up there in the winter.
The idiots here drive like they've never seen anything fall from the sky the second it sprinkles or a single snowflake comes down.

By here, I mean in MY area, lol.
Whew! Dodged a bullet there!
 

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I have 28¢. Will that help?
That might just cover the title and abstract fees as well. Now we just have to come up with the money to keep our coils from glowing in the dark without a power source................
 

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I find it hard to believe it's too icy. You Canucks drive really well in the snow and ice, I was pleasantly surprised the last time I drove up there in the winter.
The idiots here drive like they've never seen anything fall from the sky the second it sprinkles or a single snowflake comes down.

By here, I mean in MY area, lol.
Whew! Dodged a bullet there!

I have driven professionally, Mostly you see those imitation 4x4's in the ditch. If I don't have to go out in weather like that I don't. If I do just deal with it.
 

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I have driven professionally, Mostly you see those imitation 4x4's in the ditch. If I don't have to go out in weather like that I don't. If I do just deal with it.

I agree 100%
I have friends that mock me because I rarely speed and if I don't have to get out in inclement weather...I don't.
The closest I have ever come to professionally driving is an HMMV in the desert with the hammer down constantly. Because it wasn't mine, lol.
Actually, part of it is for security reasons, the other is because it's just fun.
Everyone laughs at me because when weather gets bad, I drive my wife's Camry instead of my truck.
It's called risk assessment, and not being stupid for stupid's sake.
The last time it got REALLY icy here, I walked the 7 blocks to the grocery store for stew fixins' instead of driving.
It's not the weather or my driving I don't trust, it's the amateurs that think they're Mario Andretti I don't trust.
Same reason I don't go out on New Year's Eve. That's when the amateur drunks come out!
 

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