I hate to admit it but your right. Unles someone can come up with some unicorn hair and gypsy tears all hope is lost. I'm going to watch the Harry Potter marathon that's coming up and try to find more clues.
Oh dear. Somebody doesn't know a farthing thing about agriculture, and tobacco agriculture in particular. In addition to Virginia, Brights (Orientals) and Burleys, there are a whole bunch of other tobacco strains grown and used for cigarettes, cigar and pipe tobaccos (and now, natural tobacco leaf flavor extractions). (And no, those other strains are not called "Marlboro" or "Camel" or "Salem".)
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Finally, I am happy to report that my 11/08 bottle of "Original Gandalf" tastes remarkably like the inimitable Gandalf #1 that got HHV off the ground and into The Big Leagues -- THIS is most certainly not "Cherrydalf"! (Current Gandy, aka Gandy #3)