@gasp:
My e-cig was a HUGE HIT! It got passed around many, many times. I'm not a germaphobe so this didn't bother me one bit. A few folks had seen/heard of them, and didn't really know what it was about, so I was able to give some education. I passed out my personal business card with the forum addy! So hopefully-he said maybe next time we bowled he'd be analog free like I am!
BTW, I had zero trouble with cravings...until I finally decided there was no better place to unload my remaining half pack of analogs. Now, there aren't too many folks who smoke my brand, in fact I know one other person. I had no idea analogs could smell different, I always figured an analog was an analog was an analog, you know? But its not true! My friend, who took my half pack, immediately lit one up. I gave him my lighter too...such a big step! After only 4 days! Anyway...I smelled my cigarettes. I haven't yet had such a longing...I wanted to cry, take back my own smokes, and light up. But I didn't...so my last memory of American Spirit Organic Lights will always be remembering how wonderful it smelled.
I am certain, however, that it doesn't taste nearly as wonderful as my pv, so I hope the memory doesn't become too fond! Maybe I should have taken a hit, just so I knew how awful it tasted. But I knew that I would feel sluggish and gross from just one hit - so I stayed away.
@ Karl the HeretiK - I am far more than a massage therapist. I've had more than my share of proposals from clientele, and you must know, I can't rub one person all day long for the rest of my life...I'd get bored, you'd get bored, and we'd die of starvation and poverty! That being said, my husband and I have a rich relationship that is NOT based on my massage skills!

I'm not offended, and I realize you are being silly, but I wanted to give you a worthy answer!