UN-Official Halo Chat Thread!

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AngiBe

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i dont remember saying any of these things.....but then, i dont remember what i just ate for breakfast. i assume it was either a blueberry muffin or an old ink pen. which gives moar fiber?

I take it you can't remember cuz your entire mouth is blue so it could go either way. But explains why you love Kringle's/Belgain so much. Your sense of taste is completely off. You might want to get that checked out.
 

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Lol. this thread was active last night! :)

Funny, that is just how i dream about retirement, traveling the great plains in a bus full of pron! :D
Maybe throw a couple of monkeys in there as well? and a case of 21 yold scotch definitely.

Dear Miss Winters,

I'd be interested in making a large deposit.

Sincerely,

DaveOno

Whatever you do, do not google pin worms. Dont do it!

im about to go wake my kid up to check his diaper!

The wife already did earlier. Apparently if you want to catch them, put tape down there. I will never itch my .... again.

Confuscious says: Go to bed with itchy ...., wake up with stinky finger.

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Well, I've had alot of firsts in my life. :p

I need a translator.........What is frozen nose mist and a Cleveland Steamer?:blink:

And I've never shoveled snow but I imagine if I did I'd be whining like a little girl too or cussing like a drunken sailor. Could go either way.:p

I hate google............It wasn't even close to what I was thinking!!!! I need a bath.........

Lol! I do have a hard time with the smallest not of menthol when I'm cold!

And wheezal we all know how it ends... I bounce too much, get a black eye, and lose my pretty x2 (usually stored in my bra)

i asked you to go on, and you did. and now i'm spent.

You guys. All these are in the posts like 100-160. They were all from January. Look how far we are now
 

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Originally Posted by AngiBe
"It's kinda like when I watch John Madden talk. I always think he has to be spitting all over. He just has a gross mouth to me. I imagine him being a very sloppy kisser."

I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Bacon and eggs just got tossed in the trash...........need to change mental image quickly!


LOLOLOLOL. It's true tho!!!!! He's got a weird, gross, slobbery mouth. EEWWWWWW. But he does take an RV everywhere cuz he's afraid to fly so we've got that in common. But that mouth......
 

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I take it you can't remember cuz your entire mouth is blue so it could go either way. But explains why you love Kringle's/Belgain so much. Your sense of taste is completely off. You might want to get that checked out.

i doubt thats it....i still luv me sum bacon and various organs of unconventional animals. so taste buds check out!


ooohhhh....might do gizzards for lunch today! yay gastric mills!
 

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LMAO!! I've heard stories about peeps saying some crazy crap right before they go under and right after coming to. My gf got a bewb job and I was the lucky person who dropped her off and picked her up.

When she came to, she was SCREAMING "Dude, my new bewbs are awesome!!! Look!" And she was lifting her shirt without realizing she was bandaged up. Everyone was cracking up in the recovery area and trying to get her to calm down.

Another gf of mine told the doc as she was going under that he was hot and she wanted to have his kid. The only reason she found out was because the surgical nurse is a friend of hers.

Oh but don't worry, I'm sure you won't say a thing. ;)

i need to meet some of your friends...for research.

correction, i need to meet more of your friends after bewb jobs and anesthetics.

No he's an ... man. BBB Buns Before Boobies. Some men just prefer a great ...!

Oh nevermind you said ...puns :p

When I think about working out, I usually grab a Bud or a Pepsi, sometimes a good Bloody Mary hits the spot. Margaritas or even bourbon on the rocks sometimes.

In fact, everything I've drank for years has been pre-work out.

Work out. wow, that has the word "work" in it. My treadmill still has my ashtray and beer holder mods I made a while ago. I wonder if it still works...

Hope that helps, AngiBe.

LMAO, how long did it take ya to notice? I've done it since you were eating the fur burger. :lol:


gems, all...
 

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LOLOLOLOL. It's true tho!!!!! He's got a weird, gross, slobbery mouth. EEWWWWWW. But he does take an RV everywhere cuz he's afraid to fly so we've got that in common. But that mouth......

I have a hard time with the idea that you looked at John Madden, saw his mouth, and thought about what kind of kisser he'd be. Presumably after determining that he must spit everywhere when he talks.

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I have a hard time with the idea that you looked at John Madden, saw his mouth, and thought about what kind of kisser he'd be. Presumably after determining that he must spit everywhere when he talks.

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Right?
It's like looking at a hippo and thinking..........hummmmmm, French or Standard kiss?
 

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I'm supposed to be doing something. I'm having too much fun searching through pipe tobacco reviews though. I'm still considering getting in to DIY tobacco extractions. I've already got a shopping cart filled with $17.00 worth of different blends. Looking at the amount of tobacco it is about enough to make six liters of finished juice. I don't think I could vape 202 ounces of juice in a year.

I might be going overboard. :blink: :facepalm:
 

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I have a hard time with the idea that you looked at John Madden, saw his mouth, and thought about what kind of kisser he'd be. Presumably after determining that he must spit everywhere when he talks.

Sent from my Sonic Screwdriver using telepathy.

I can't help it. When he's announcing football, I can't help but look at that mouth. It's like Mariah Carey..she has that weird, tongue lispy thing. She sings like a machine but I can't watch her say/sing "S" words. It's a mouth/tongue thing.

How are you guys posting all these old chats...I've tried and it's taking me so long that we'd be on our 3rd un-official Halo chat thread by the time I post anything.
 

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I have to go to time out.........I mean work soon. Guessing I'll miss the end of days here which makes me sad. I know I'm a newb here but I've grown to like ya'all very much and hope I can join ya at your new abode?
I'm like my avi, I do fly by's but I always have you on my radar.
GodSpeed and see ya on the other side. (I hope)
 

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These last 150 or so posts are bound to be epic! Too bad I'll either be sleeping or working for the end...

This is almost sounding Y2Kish like the end of the world when we hit 15K, all the power will go out, computers will reset to 1/1/1900, etc...


i was fresh out of the service and working for Dell on Dec. 31st/Jan 1st 1999/2000 for the whole Y2k thing. We we're way overstaffed waiting for all the problems to start happening. and when i say overstaffed, i mean in the days before outsourcing, we had 40,000 reps on the phone ready to take calls in Round Rock, Tx.

turns out, as midnight started rolling over the world, Dell took the fewest number of tech support calls that day in the entire year. We assumed nuclear armageddon was annihilating entire populations, imagine our disappointment when it turned out it was because there no issues.

Oh well....i'm sure the final apocalyptic catastrophe will occur one day, i plan on having a good seat.
 

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AngiBe got 45 minutes of crying...but thats cuz she forced Voodoo into me.

Just to represent the south here..

It's Y'ALL. It's a contraction of YOU ALL.

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Reverend Brimstone, I've been coveting Wheezal's little trinket box vapestation. I'm so sorry for sinning, and for any sinning I may cause. I'm feeling a heartfelt regret. And yet I still want........

I love me some banana hammocks!

then you have to use the best line:

I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on...hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me. As you left her. Marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet...buried alive...buried alive!!!

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Hey Evie! Sry I had to miss the trip. I took too much anti-anxiety medication earlierand been TOTALLY wasted ALL DAY! I can barely type this post, delicate flower that i am...ahem. I'm soooo wasted hubby refuses to have his way with me, he feels so sorry for me :(

Wheez locked up a broad once. They made him let her go. A shame, Stockholm Syndrome was almost fully manifested...









(i hope wheez comes back. fillin in for him ain't easy. i need twice the wit, sarcasm, charm and timing)
(ok, that's wrong. maybe 3 times)
(but i got bacon luv, and ain't that enough?)

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Tapped out on a phone... I think

Like I said, I could be completely wrong. It doesn't happen often but occasionally it could ;)

Heeheeheee. Took me forever but fun reading through this stuff
 
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