UN-Official Halo Chat Thread!

[Reverend Brimstone]

It's a girl thang revered. Like you guys glance at a girl and your first thought "yeah I'd do her"

Not if she looked like John Madden. More like, "pass! No further thought on that matter!".

Not..."oooh, wonder if she kisses better than she looks."

Sent from my Sonic Screwdriver using telepathy.

 

[Sage-femme]

Hang on Fran and err'body up north ...

 

[DaveOno]

Another goodie!!!!

Just gonna leave this here...

Halo's 12 Days of Giveaways starts in 10 days!

 

[Reverend Brimstone]

Heeheeheee. Took me forever but fun reading through this stuff

And you quote fenris' Kearney, instead of mine. I swear I thought I started that!

Sent from my Sonic Screwdriver using telepathy.

 

[DaveOno]

Dave we could use some of Miss Winters before Miss Summers takes over.

Or was all those posts in the 12 days thread?

Right? I'm on secret probation till the end of the month...



I think they were on the 12 day thread. But Miss Winters has the forwarding address. And a slit red dress, and 5" heels.

 

[DaveOno]

(from 2/27/2014 Post#8999

900 pages of nonsense....great success Halons!

And now closing in on 1,500 pages. And I'll repeat, there were at least 6 good non-nonsense posts...

 

[wheezal]

(from 2/27/2014 Post#8999



And now closing in on 1,500 pages. And I'll repeat, there were at least 6 good non-nonsense posts...

oohhhh, a double negative! well i need to make a non-non-neo-neon-neophyte-nonsequitur-nun-nine-nonsense post.

i may have to use some of my wit...perhaps even half of it...

 

[always9988]

all the asylums use the same key templates, once you've been in a few, you end up with copies of the keys that work for all them.

Not as good as "Top-hat Tuesday" but better than "Rectal Probe Thursday"...well..for most of us at least.

maybe it's been hard because you were good, just sayin...

So it's been hard, so you've been good. Nothing changes, I see.

Sent from my Sonic Screwdriver using telepathy.

those are evil little demons i pack away into a deep dark ball within my psyche. compressing them into a massive singularity from which there is no escape.


aside from the occasional "outburst"* it's a pretty flawless plan.




*6 state killing spree, but they we're really bad states.

i make my own smoothies for breakfast.

some spinach, greek yogurt, banana, pineapple, blueberries, whatever melon is in season, some almonds, ginger, almond milk and/or coconut water, and flax seed. keeps me all healthy and with enough energy to make it to my car for work.

my colon is like Space Mountain, way too fast and scary for children.




of course i top it all off with plenty of bacon afterwards, for flavor.

lol:




As long as they're moist secretions

Good moorning everyone. AngiBe You have it all wrong. When I turned 40 I started telling everyone I was 45 and they would tell me how good I looked for 45. I have kept it up and now I am not sure exactly how old I am. If they need my real age I give them my birthday and let them do the math.

LOL. You missed the word of the day "Secretions"

I apparently can still party like I'm 21, I apparently cannot bounce back from it like I did at 21

There's always "well I'm close to my rewards points getting a free bottle" or "well the wine went down too easy and I don't remember ordering that" or "you're paying for a ......, housekeeper, babysitter, nurse, book keeper, and all the other millions of jobs I do. You're getting off rather cheap actually"

Woot!!!!!

Thank you for being a friend
Travelled down the road and back again
Your heart is true
You're a pal and a confidant

 

[Evie Luv]

Not if she looked like John Madden. More like, "pass! No further thought on that matter!".

Not..."oooh, wonder if she kisses better than she looks."

Sent from my Sonic Screwdriver using telepathy.

Same principal applies, you'd just glance and say "I wouldn't do her!!!!! Evar!!!".

 

[FranC]

I'm laughing my .... off here.............

 

[FranC]

Oh and we have 37 degrees................

 

[Reverend Brimstone]

Same principal applies, you'd just glance and say "I wouldn't do her!!!!! Evar!!!".

I just don't imagine the detail about what I'm not doing.... That's the weird part to me

Sent from my Sonic Screwdriver using telepathy.

 

[gopher_byrd]

Good night all, only 30 minutes to Friday! I should have a light workload tomorrow and the weekend off for once!

 

[Evie Luv]

I'm laughing my .... off here.............

*giggles*. Teeheee.......Fran said..........!!!

 

[DaveOno]

And remembering some lost friends, friends we haven't seen in a while...
Boston Vapah,
chesty,
russell89
Atimmer7700,
WesKeene,
Seapup,
BigBen2k,
jefsview,
Supergrover,
James T Liverbottom,
TCO76,
SmokieTreats
ckmeyers,
Stylite...

 

[always9988]

Just over 100 left!

 

[Sage-femme]

Good night all, only 30 minutes to Friday! I should have a light workload tomorrow and the weekend off for once!

Night Goph!

 

[Sage-femme]

And remembering some lost friends, friends we haven't seen in a while...
Boston Vapah,
chesty,
russell89
Atimmer7700,
WesKeene,
Seapup,
BigBen2k,
jefsview,
Supergrover,
James T Liverbottom,
TCO76,
SmokieTreats
ckmeyers,
Stylite...

I know right? I think some became disenchanted with Halo but hopefully not with us! Come visit at the new house y'all!!!

 

[gopher_byrd]

Just over 100 left!

I'm counting on everyone to have this finished by the time I get up tomorrow morning! Congrats to the winner in advance!!!

 

[Sage-femme]

Wondering a lot about Wes