Where as when I smoked, if I forgot to take the cigarette out of my mouth when we were having coitus, my wife would complain about the hot end tapping against her forehead and burning it. Now she just complains about my ELA banging against her forehead and it giving her a headache. I just tell her, "Up your game and I'll think about dropping the vaping while we do it." Some chics are so high maintenance.
No more burn holes in my clothes, furniture, car. No more flicking a .... out the window and having it fly back into the backseat, and wondering if its burning something back there. no more dropping a cigarette and having it leave a mark.
When my wife and I smoked, we always smoked outside. The winters where we live can be brutal and going out on the deck for a smoke could be brutal. Being able to vape on the couch while watching a movie was one of the first things that sold us on vaping.
No more pulling pieces of my lips off from a stuck nail on my lips.
Hey, you're lucky to have a pre-menopausal woman who consents at all.My husband would probably LOVE to be in your shoes.
Andria
Where as when I smoked, if I forgot to take the cigarette out of my mouth when we were having coitus, my wife would complain about the hot end tapping against her forehead and burning it. Now she just complains about my ELA banging against her forehead and it giving her a headache. I just tell her, "Up your game and I'll think about dropping the vaping while we do it." Some chics are so high maintenance.[/
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Made my day bro. Theres no like button on mobile so just saying that was supper funny!
I use tapatalk on my mobile and there is a like option [emoji6]Where as when I smoked, if I forgot to take the cigarette out of my mouth when we were having coitus, my wife would complain about the hot end tapping against her forehead and burning it. Now she just complains about my ELA banging against her forehead and it giving her a headache. I just tell her, "Up your game and I'll think about dropping the vaping while we do it." Some chics are so high maintenance.
Made my day bro. Theres no like button on mobile so just saying that was supper funny!
Ha! That whole thing is a lie. She's post-menopausal. Based on your comments, I think she hit menopause 30 minutes after she said "I do" 25 years ago with only a brief break in her celibacy for breeding. I thought the upcoming millennium was making her amorous at the time and my luck had changed for the better. But it turns out she just wanted to reproduce and with my backed up stockpile of artillery did the job with one or two barrages.
My dear wife, who doesn't smoke, would never complain about my breath when I smoked. She'd kiss me without so much as a hint that I stink...
Now she says I don't smell like an ashtray anymore, and she likes.![]()