Utter randomness

[matador]

to fall asleep while driving strait through the childhood home of ............

 

[SnowDragon]

Agnes Kracklintanger founder of the

 

[Morandir835]

Notional society of the people for the rights of 59 toed brazilian half hamster, quarter parrot, five eighths platypus, but against...

 

[KimberlyM]

PETA, a strange coincidence considering that...

 

[keelalagirl55]

Prehistoric Extra Terrestrial Association is all for.........

 

[SnowDragon]

competitive synchronized Water Retention as a recognized Olympic Sport due to the fact that

 

[matador]

former California governor Arnold Schwartzenagger lost his toe in the Korean war from...........

 

[Rick07]

Acting like barroom down shouter who always......

 

[matador]

laughed when Wilfred Brimley said 'Diabeetus', because ............

 

[Rick07]

the world filled with know-not’s who cannot fathom......

 

[matador]

The meaning of life which is...........

 

[Rick07]

About the old woman who didn’t know shoe polish from putty. All her windows......

 

[matador]

are broken because she plays golf in the middle of ........

 

[Morandir835]

Of her downstairs bathroom for acoustic reasons, just then...

 

[Rick07]

A little boy from two towns over from the other direction was walking by when he heard what sounded like hickory nuts bouncing around in a barrel. He immediately......

 

[KimberlyM]

called Pheelus McNee, the mad gopher watchdog from hell....

 

[matador]

who forgot to put on clean socks because his were ...........

 

[SnowDragon]

filled with the damned souls of deranged and psychotic blood thirsty gophers which had attacked

 

[Morandir835]

The home of Jonny six ears 14 weeks prior in a fit of...

 

[matador]

hormonal rage which lasted for ..........