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A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um...no." "-or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted, "-or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again: "-so if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
 
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It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to get married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and they still desired wedded union. He thought about it and agreed, but said they would have to wait. It was almost one hundred years later when St. Peter sent for them. They were married in a simple ceremony. So things went on, for thirty years or so, but they determined, in this time, that eternity was best not spent together. They went back to St. Peter, and said: "We thought we would be happy forever, but now we believe that we have irreconcilable differences. Is there any way we can get divorced?" "Are you kidding?" said St. Peter. "It took me a hundred years to get a priest up here to marry you. I will never get a lawyer!"
 

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It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to get married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and they still desired wedded union. He thought about it and agreed, but said they would have to wait. It was almost one hundred years later when St. Peter sent for them. They were married in a simple ceremony. So things went on, for thirty years or so, but they determined, in this time, that eternity was best not spent together. They went back to St. Peter, and said: "We thought we would be happy forever, but now we believe that we have irreconcilable differences. Is there any way we can get divorced?" "Are you kidding?" said St. Peter. "It took me a hundred years to get a priest up here to marry you. I will never get a lawyer!"
 

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Anyone interested in Celtic Tree Astology? It can be fun an interesting also! If anyone is I can find your info on you as a tree and all needed is your birth date......month and day! :)

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Example, I'm a Hawthorn, since my birth date is May 30....................

Hawthorn - The Illusionist
May 13 - June 9
Hawthorn signs in Celtic tree astrology are not at all what they appear to be. Outwardly, they appear to be a certain persona, while on the inside Hawthorn's are quite different. They put the term “never judge a book by its cover” to the test. They live seemingly average lives while on the inside they carry fiery passions and inexhaustible creative flame. They are well adjusted and can adapt to most life situations well - making themselves content and comforting others at the same time. You are naturally curious, and have an interest in a broad range of topics. You are an excellent listener, and people seek you out as an outlet to release their burdens. You have a healthy sense of humor, and have a clear understanding of irony. You tend to see the big picture, and have amazing insight - although you typically won't give yourself enough credit for your observations. Hawthorn signs match up nicely with Ash and Rowan's.

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I have very much info on this and will try and do my best to get your tree info if anyone is interested in this and can be fun I think and also have a good imagination but if not, ah what the heck, have a very nice reality and maybe I'll see ya in the magical fairy tree forest sometime, where anything is possible and where many dreams come true for the dreamer and Do You Believe In Magic??? :blink:
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i love this kinda stuff!!!!!
Anyone interested in Celtic Tree Astology? It can be fun an interesting also! If anyone is I can find your info on you as a tree and all needed is your birth date......month and day! :)

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Example, I'm a Hawthorn, since my birth date is May 30....................

Hawthorn - The Illusionist
May 13 - June 9
Hawthorn signs in Celtic tree astrology are not at all what they appear to be. Outwardly, they appear to be a certain persona, while on the inside Hawthorn's are quite different. They put the term “never judge a book by its cover” to the test. They live seemingly average lives while on the inside they carry fiery passions and inexhaustible creative flame. They are well adjusted and can adapt to most life situations well - making themselves content and comforting others at the same time. You are naturally curious, and have an interest in a broad range of topics. You are an excellent listener, and people seek you out as an outlet to release their burdens. You have a healthy sense of humor, and have a clear understanding of irony. You tend to see the big picture, and have amazing insight - although you typically won't give yourself enough credit for your observations. Hawthorn signs match up nicely with Ash and Rowan's.

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I have very much info on this and will try and do my best to get your tree info if anyone is interested in this and can be fun I think and also have a good imagination but if not, ah what the heck, have a very nice reality and maybe I'll see ya in the magical fairy tree forest sometime, where anything is possible and where many dreams come true for the dreamer and Do You Believe In Magic??? :blink:
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Lol well I slept last night so I dunno if I will tonight

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Hey well good luck with that and hope you do sleep good tonight fry and at least you got sleep last night...........so that's good!
Take care and good to see you fry!!!

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Lol I'm always around just a little quiet in the thread sometimes. Not ready to sleep but have a feeling there's a small chance tonight. Only reason I slept so we'll last night was the hour n a half of sleep I got the night before and the ridiculous amounts of alcohol my uncle had forced me to consume :)

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LOL's SD ... I'm not into that kind of stuff but I'll play for the heck of it :D Try August 17th .

You are........................

Hazel - The Knower
August 5 - September 1
If you are born under the energy of the Hazel, you are highly intelligent, organized and efficient. Like the Holly, you are naturally gifted in academia, and excel in the classroom. You also have the ability to retain information and can recall, recite and expound on subjects you've memorized with amazing accuracy. You know your facts, and you are always well informed. This sometimes makes you appear like a know-it-all to others, but you can't help that; you're genuinely smart and usually know the right course of action because of your impressive knowledge base. You have an eye for detail, and like things to be “just so.” Sometimes this need for order and control can lead to compulsive behaviors if left unchecked. You have a knack for numbers, science and things that utilize your analytical skills. You like rules, although you are typically making them rather than playing by them. The Celtic tree astrology sign of Hazel joins harmoniously with Hawthorn and Rowan's.

What do you think Dale............Is this you? :laugh:

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Celtic Hazel Tree Meaning


One look at the hazel tree and it's easy to see why the Celtic meaning of the hazel tree deals with creativity, and why the druids held it in such high regard amongst the Ogham ranks.

The hazel's unusual branch formations make it a delight to ponder, and was often used for inspiration in art, as well as poetry.

The bards, ovates and druids of the Celtic day would intently observe its crazy curly-Q branches. Doing this would lead them into other worlds of delightful fantasy. Much the same way our modern imaginations can be captured by a good movie, the creative Celts were artistically motivated by the seemingly random and wild contortions of the hazel.

A more commonly known fact is that the hazel is considered a container of ancient knowledge. Ingestion of the hazel nuts is proposed to induce visions, heightened awareness and lead to epiphanies. Indeed, the legend of Fionn Mac Cumhail tells of his gaining the wisdom of the universe by simply coming in contact with the essence of the hazel nut.

He did this through the salmon, which was known to eat the hazel nuts that dropped around a sacred pond encircled by nine hazel trees. It was fabled that from their diet of the nuts, the salmon too were keys to infinite knowledge. Fionn burned his finger while preparing a soup of these very salmon. Instinctively, Fionn thrust is finger in his mouth to soothe the burn and by this slight contact he became enlightened.

Interestingly, in modern times the hazel nut has proven itself to be a brain food. Pound for pound the hazel nut have double the protein, and good fats than eggs, making them natural nourishment for brain function.

When you are creatively stuck, or your intellectual growth seems stagnate, call upon the energy of the hazel tree. Better yet, eat a few hazelnuts, or make a necklace from the nuts. Often such necklaces were worn for protection as well as to illicit visions. Likewise, hazelnuts were (still are) eaten just before engaging in divinatory, foretelling or meditative practices.

Post script: Pick your hazelnuts after they have fallen from the tree. It is considered bad form to pick them unripe off the branches.

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Celtic tree astrology is based on the ancient idea that the time of our births is pivotal to the formation of our personality and behavior.
 

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Lol I'm always around just a little quiet in the thread sometimes. Not ready to sleep but have a feeling there's a small chance tonight. Only reason I slept so we'll last night was the hour n a half of sleep I got the night before and the ridiculous amounts of alcohol my uncle had forced me to consume :)

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Well that's good to know fry and sometimes good, the alcohol I mean and if it helps with sleep that can be good but too much isn't and all the time of course can cause other problems. Do you get a lot of exercise and eat right? There are a lot of natural things that I know help you to have better sleep patterns, along with good exercise and food! Well I hope you get the good rest and sleep you need! :)
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i love this kinda stuff!!!!!


Hi Redd.....I meant to say I really liked your vets day post of your father and nephew. Very, very nice.......thank you! Very proud and know you are and how much you love them and all the rest, very touching and great post.........thanks and thanks to them!

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