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Hi Jerry........How the heck are ya? pri is still visiting with family and Redd is around somewhere, just not here right now. Good to hear from you and hope all is well and good with you and hope you stop around from time to time and let us know what's going on, it'd be nice to talk to you some, or if ya want to post some things or something, that'll be great also! Thanks for stopping in and saying hi Jerry, hope to see you around!
Not alwaysHello insomniacs...........sleep well tonight............or don't............it's up to you
Isn't that the truth!!! I woke up at 2:30 and you can bet I didn't want to be awake
A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them out, instead he decided to be clever. In the morning the couple came to settle the bill and were surprized to find they owe $3000. "How's this? We've only been here one night!" the man was annoyed. "So?", said the manager, "this is a very expensive hotel. We have golf courts, tennis courts, swimming pools, exercise rooms, bars and restaurants, all this is very expensive to keep up." "But we didn't use any of these!" explained the couple. "If you didn't use - that's your problem," came the reply. "In that case, you owe me $2000. You see, my wife is a call girl who charges $5000 a night, so please settle your bill," said the man. "What do you mean?" the manager was taken off guard, "I didn't sleep with your wife!" "If yo u didn't use - that's your problem!"
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars. The storeowner replies "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale. The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat." And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat. The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish." And the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."
I just attempted to flirt with someone at the supermarket and she was not impressed. I've been engaged for 6 years so I tried to bust out the charm on the ladies of Amish country this morning just to keep from going rusty. It did not work. Very awkward, folks. I will not be doing that again. I'm only gonna flirt online from now on.
Hey Sundrinkr, how about we hop into one of dem fancy houses of yours and build some memories? Hey Dale, who needs the sun when your eyes light up the sky? Hey Redds, let's build some coils -- naked!
Ah. Much better now. Had to get that out of my system, thanks for putting up with me folks
ETA: I miss Southland & Cold Case. I am surviving off of re-runs of The Twilight Zone, the original black 'n white episodes that aired between '59 to '64. Bless your heart Redds, for finding full length movies & tv shows on Youtube. You are like the insomniacs own personal Netflix mixed with Apple iTunes' Genius.
RHP
Hey Sundrinkr, how about we hop into one of dem fancy houses of yours and build some memories? Hey Dale, who needs the sun when your eyes light up the sky? Hey Redds, let's build some coils -- naked!
Ah. Much better now. Had to get that out of my system, thanks for putting up with me folks
ETA: I miss Southland & Cold Case. I am surviving off of re-runs of The Twilight Zone, the original black 'n white episodes that aired between '59 to '64. Bless your heart Redds, for finding full length movies & tv shows on Youtube. You are like the insomniacs own personal Netflix mixed with Apple iTunes' Genius.
RHP
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Lol. Your not supposed to hit on Amish chick's. Then again I've had more then a few menonites check me out
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Whenever I decide to make a Recipe from my Sopranos cookbook, I hit up a menonite family-owned deli -- they got the bestest aged cheeses. Their hours stink though, not open on Sundays for example.
My ultimate goal in life isn't wealth, health, or peace. It's a quest to try the best Reuben sammiches from around the world. I judge an entire civilization based on how good their Reuben sandwich is.
This post has been brought to you by RHP's lunchbox this Thursday, folks
RhP
id build coils with u anytime RHP!!! lmao!!! ohhh u gotta watch out for them amish women! i live around alot of them hahahhahah! u would be surprised!!!!!
id build coils with u anytime RHP!!! lmao!!! ohhh u gotta watch out for them amish women! i live around alot of them hahahhahah! u would be surprised!!!!!
I LUVS AMISH WOMENS>>>>>>>>>>>
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