Vaping Can Be An Emotional Roller Coaster

[gimmieshelter31]

Decisions , decisions. What do I need to buy? What do I want to try? Where should I buy it?

Okay!!! I know what I need ,what I want and where to get it .Now for the ride.

Place order : Response - Yeah buddy,I'm getting some new stuff !!!
Wait for shipping email. Check order status --- "order processing". Response - C'mon man , send my stuff.
Receive shipping confirmation with tracking number. Response - WooHoo !!! On the way baby!!!
Google tracking number. Status: Electronic shipping info received. Response - WTH!!!
Wait a couple hours and check again. Status: Unchanged. Response - Dang!!! It's not even at the post office yet!!!
Wait a couple hours and check again. Status: Acceptance. Response - Alright they got it . Lets get this baby moving!!!
Wait a couple hours and check again. Status: Processed at USPS Origin Sort Facility. Response - Yes!!!
Wait a couple hours and check again. Status: Unchanged. Response - @#%@!!! Guess I'll check it tomorrow. Set up email notification for shipping status changes.

Next day. No email notifications. Check tracking number. Status: Depart USPS Origin Sort Facility.Arrive USPS sort Facility. Response - Huh no email. At least it's moving. Rinse . Repeat.
Receive email notification. Status: Your stuff is in your town. Response - F'en A Right!!! Might come today!!!
Doesn't come today. Response: Dang!!! Looks like tomorrow. Disappointed.

Next day. Check tracking number. Status: Out for Delivery. Response - WooHoo!!! Do a dance. Look down the street for mailman. Don't see him. Curse mailman. He's probably screwing off somewhere. It figures. Look again . Nope. Not around. THIS IS WHY THEY KEEP RAISING POSTAGE RATES!!! Inefficiency.Blah ,blah,rhubarb,rhubarb.....
Run some errands to take your mind off your precious vapemail. Don't go too far , for too long. Get back check mailbox. BILLS!!! WTH!!! It said out for delivery!!! WHERE IS MY PACKAGE!!!

Go back in the house , get on ECF . Wonder why your vapemail didn't come. Read some threads. What's that dog barking at?
Look outside. It's the mailman!!! "Hey buddy!!! Good to see you!!! I was hoping you'd be bringing this today!!!"

Response: Rush in the house. Open the box. Is it all there. Sure is.

Ahhhh. I love vapemail. What else do I need? What else do I want to try? Where am I going to buy it ?

ETA: The above is a fictional tale for entertainment purposes

 

[madmach]

That sounds about right

 

[graybuck]

Funny post

 

[Bullette the Cowdog]

YouTube

 

[tc1]

YouTube

LOL .... awesome!

 

[OR-DMBFAN]

I'm pretty much addicted to getting vapemail....order more juice than I need just so I can stalk the mailman again. Will probably be giving juice to friends as Christmas gifts just so I can order more!

 

[gimmieshelter31]

YouTube

I like it !!!

 

[madmach]

Waiting on new Haz-mat suit to come in the mail. MAIL man upped the size of his can of pepper spray.

 

[tc1]

Waiting on new Haz-mat suit to come in the mail. MAIL man upped the size of his can of pepper spray.

Keep fighting the good fight! lol

 

[damthisisfun]

Worst part for me is getting all this juice that I really cant vape - yuck - but am keeping em in a dark closet - one day they may taste better or if the zombies take over - well I have something to vape..........lol

 

[Robino1]

Decisions , decisions. What do I need to buy? What do I want to try? Where should I buy it?

Okay!!! I know what I need ,what I want and where to get it .Now for the ride.

Place order : Response - Yeah buddy,I'm getting some new stuff !!!
Wait for shipping email. Check order status --- "order processing". Response - C'mon man , send my stuff.
Receive shipping confirmation with tracking number. Response - WooHoo !!! On the way baby!!!
Google tracking number. Status: Electronic shipping info received. Response - WTH!!!
Wait a couple hours and check again. Status: Unchanged. Response - Dang!!! It's not even at the post office yet!!!
Wait a couple hours and check again. Status: Acceptance. Response - Alright they got it . Lets get this baby moving!!!
Wait a couple hours and check again. Status: Processed at USPS Origin Sort Facility. Response - Yes!!!
Wait a couple hours and check again. Status: Unchanged. Response - @#%@!!! Guess I'll check it tomorrow. Set up email notification for shipping status changes.

Next day. No email notifications. Check tracking number. Status: Depart USPS Origin Sort Facility.Arrive USPS sort Facility. Response - Huh no email. At least it's moving. Rinse . Repeat.
Receive email notification. Status: Your stuff is in your town. Response - F'en A Right!!! Might come today!!!
Doesn't come today. Response: Dang!!! Looks like tomorrow. Disappointed.

Next day. Check tracking number. Status: Out for Delivery. Response - WooHoo!!! Do a dance. Look down the street for mailman. Don't see him. Curse mailman. He's probably screwing off somewhere. It figures. Look again . Nope. Not around. THIS IS WHY THEY KEEP RAISING POSTAGE RATES!!! Inefficiency.Blah ,blah,rhubarb,rhubarb.....
Run some errands to take your mind off your precious vapemail. Don't go too far , for too long. Get back check mailbox. BILLS!!! WTH!!! It said out for delivery!!! WHERE IS MY PACKAGE!!!

Go back in the house , get on ECF . Wonder why your vapemail didn't come. Read some threads. What's that dog barking at?
Look outside. It's the mailman!!! "Hey buddy!!! Good to see you!!! I was hoping you'd be bringing this today!!!"

Response: Rush in the house. Open the box. Is it all there. Sure is.

Ahhhh. I love vapemail. What else do I need? What else do I want to try? Where am I going to buy it ?

ETA: The above is a fictional tale for entertainment purposes

Fictional!? Huh? But.....but.....you described me! J/K that was really cute

 

[ecottage]

Yup - very addicting process altogether. Nice description!

 

[kazimir]

For me its more...

You already have 200 juices...STOP BUYING MORE YOU IDIOT.
You already have 1 Provari, 2 Provari Minis, 2 Ego twist 650, and an Ego twist 1k....STOP BUYING MORE YOU IDIOT.
You already have....Clicks add to cart.

Currently 2 months in...
Looks at bank account

 

[TBPlayer2112]

That is *almost*literally what I've been doing since I placed an order yesterday. It's like you're writing my life as it's happening.
What's going on here!?

 

[gimmieshelter31]

I was wondering how many of us could relate to this scenario.

 

[tnt56]

Fictional!? Huh? But.....but.....you described me! J/K that was really cute

Along with the rest of us. ROFLOL. I needed a good laugh.

 

[zerorelapse]

I ordered some stuff on Monday. Doesn't get here until Friday, but I still keep checking the shipping status every few minutes

 

[Liquid9]

Most of my packages have arrived withing 3 or 4 days, but one vendor is taking a while, but I understand they are backed up. I ordered samples so if they are as good as everyone says then I will need to order bigger bottles right after tasting them. Waste no time!!

 

[SissySpike]

ETA: The above is a fictional tale for entertainment purposes: Speak for your self this is hard cold reality for me.
I live in my travel trailer for work most of the year Im at the mercy of each individual Rv resort when I can get my mail!

 

[donnah]

It's funny how your whole life changes the second you hit the "buy" button!