Wacky E-Cig Ideas

[syntaxevasion]

1. Replace LED with laser. Take a drag and it shoots the laser. Very practical. And dangerous to the eyes of those around you.

2. E-hookah- If you die of nicotine poisoning, we will refund you 100% of your purchase price!

3. Bluetooth- Allows you to do synchronize with your computer or palm pilot. We have absolutely no idea why you would want to do this other than being able to say that you did.

4. iPod jack- because everything else has one.

5. Built in vibrating function- Makes a great massager

Look for all these sometime around when hell freezes over in our online shop.

 

[Tee Cee Trade Nld]

yeah, made by google

 

[MagusSteele]

Um,

5. Built in vibrating function- Makes a great massager

On an E-Cigar, may become a Girls Best Friend 8-o8-o

Sorry, Someone HAD to
(/me remembers somthing about a US presedent and a Cigar)


Steele

 

[stevoG]

Built in pez dispenser lol

 

[leaford]

Rocket power, and a turbo booster!

 

[TropicalBob]

I'm thinking an easy-to-unfold Transformer. Pocketable before the mouthpiece and battery (or batteries) flip out. Use curved tubing inside, instead of a straight line from cartridge to atomizer. Incorporate the Venturi effect. Shrink the size; increase the battery power.

There is no reason these have to look like cigarettes. In fact, it's unfortunate that they do. Looking and acting like a cigarette is asking for public trouble.

So let the mind roam. What's the optimum shape to both carry and use? How should they be carried? Whimsy not welcome because it will have no mass market appeal. But everything else could be tomorrow's e-vape device.

 

[MagusSteele]

If your dreaming, why not just like a pack of cigarette, with a hooka type mouth piece tube clipped to your collar, for hits when ever you need one.
Or clip on nose type, ala the Movie Dune

 

[Kate]

What we need is super-dooper space age extra long life batteries made by Sedansa; Loong Totem type, recyclable atomisers; manual switches a la Janty; extra strong Wikid type eliquid made and tested by Ruyan and flavoured with Bickfords flavours; super mini size in rainbow colours with designer, custom carry case.

 

[ned Zeppelin]

What we need is super-dooper space age extra long life batteries made by Sedansa; Loong Totem type, recyclable atomisers; manual switches a la Janty; extra strong Wikid type eliquid made and tested by Ruyan and flavoured with Bickfords flavours; super mini size in rainbow colours with designer, custom carry case.

I know this would be a dream for most of us but would be a nightmare on the profits for the manufacturers so don't hold your breath.
That's why most things nowadays are recyclable and not meant to last because they all want you to keep buying more and that's how some companies manage to survive.

 

[Kit]

Someone did this thread a couple of months back you dont get more wacky than that !

 

[TheSiege]

Yes, e-hookah\e-shisha would be an excellent idea. The current smoking ban laws also prevent shisha bars from operating. Inventing a vapour based shisha that uses low nic juice would be a big seller imo.

 

[syntaxevasion]

Despite it being a wacky idea it sounds promising don't it!?

 

[Magarnagle]

An e-cig adapter for a scuba regulator, so you can puff away underwater...

Compressed air system, or a ducted fan, so that you don't actually need to draw the air through, you'd press a button and the smoke would come to you, for the lazy operator.

A whistle that increases pitch, the harder you draw, like a Benny Hill sound effect, for those comedy moments.

A propellor/pin wheel or similar, possibly linked to the whistle above.

A long stem for the Audrey Hepburn/The Penguin/Bette Davis/Hunter S. Thompson types. Might need some form of counter-weight, or cantilever.

 

[baalel]

Magazine fed carts for the hardcore e-smoker who just doesnt have time to stop.

A windup e-cigar, with a small dynamo generator to power the atomizer for use during power-outages.

Blowpipe/tranquilizer dart attachment for silencing those pesky anti-smoking puritans muttering about how e-smoking should be next on the ban list.

 

[SMILIN]

1. Replace LED with laser. Take a drag and it shoots the laser. Very practical. And dangerous to the eyes of those around you.

2. E-hookah- If you die of nicotine poisoning, we will refund you 100% of your purchase price!

3. Bluetooth- Allows you to do synchronize with your computer or palm pilot. We have absolutely no idea why you would want to do this other than being able to say that you did.

4. iPod jack- because everything else has one.

5. Built in vibrating function- Makes a great massager

Look for all these sometime around when hell freezes over in our online shop.

LMFAO, LOFL, YMF

 

[e-pipeman]

An e-cig shaped like a bottle would be handy. When you appear to be drinking from the bottle you are in fact vaping, the exhaust condensing inside the bottle. Or a hip-flask. Or a bar of chocolate...stick of seaside rock...carton of juice with straw...

 

[jigtg]

An e-cig shaped like a bottle would be handy. When you appear to be drinking from the bottle you are in fact vaping, the exhaust condensing inside the bottle. Or a hip-flask. Or a bar of chocolate...stick of seaside rock...carton of juice with straw...

Carrying your own bottle around might raise some questions.

 

[Coldevil]

built in to the latest i-phone ...its the future

 

[e-pipeman]

Carrying your own bottle around might raise some questions.

That would depend upon what it was connected to....

 

[rustylug]

The latest I Phone is c**p .... Goand start a new thread about I Phone smoking lol lol .... Bring on the Nokia N96 ... Ooo Psss .... high jacked the thread

built in to the latest i-phone ...its the future